With the Lost Legion in New ZealandHamilton-Browne, G.
History
With the Lost Legion in New Zealand
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people); New Zealand -- History
Now the Ngati Jacks were not given to writing to the newspapers or any
tommy-rot of that sort. They were men of action; they would right their
own wrongs and teach the miserable ink-slinging stool-polisher decorum
in their own way. They had lost a number of officers and shipmates, and
it was through no fault of theirs that, after the Tommies had fallen
back, they had not been allowed to take the place and finish up the job
ship-shape and Bristol fashion.
Well, a short time after the disaster the ships anchored in Auckland
Harbour, and in due course of time liberty was given to one watch
from each ship to go on shore; and no sooner had they landed than
some five hundred of them paraded of their own accord, and marched
quietly through the streets of Auckland until they came to the one
in which the newspaper office was located. Nor had they come without
suitable arguments, for they had brought with them a huge hawser and
two gigantic snatch-blocks. Now the editor’s house and office were,
like all the other buildings in Auckland, constructed of wood. It was
an imposing two-storeyed edifice, and on the bluejackets reaching it
they quietly placed strong pickets at both ends of the street, made
fast the blocks to old cannons sunk into the ground, passed the hawser
through the editor’s upper windows, and then, with one hundred men
tailing on at each end of the bit of string, delivered their protest
and ultimatum. The latter was short, sweet and significant. Either the
editor must print at once an ample apology and own up he had lied, or
down would come his whole bag of tricks.
There was no time given for palaver; there was the hawser, there Jack
stood in orderly array, there stood the bos’n’s mates, whistle to
lip, and the thoroughly cowed editor caved in at once. Orders were
quickly given, and the smartest piece of type-setting and printing
ever accomplished in New Zealand was carried out. Soon sheafs of paper
bills, still wet from the press, were handed out and showered from
the windows, and then the Ngati Jacks, having received the _amende
honorable_, withdrew the hawser, and, thoroughly satisfied with the
utu they had obtained, retired themselves to more convivial pursuits,
while the still trembling editor recorded a solemn oath that for
the future he would curb his poetic licence, at least so far as her
Majesty’s navy was concerned.
[Illustration: KEREOPA.]
CHAPTER II
TE KOOTI
And now I must tell you something about that bounder, Te Kooti.
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