With the Lost Legion in New ZealandHamilton-Browne, G.
History
With the Lost Legion in New Zealand
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people); New Zealand -- History
The foreigners at once attached themselves to us, but old Jack had to
return that evening to Tauranga, so that after his oaths of gladness at
meeting us had rolled away like summer thunder he drank a tot out of my
flask, forced me to accept a big prick of naval tobacco, and drifted
away, swearing softly, to join his party.
“Et maintenant, messieurs,” quoth Pierre, “I will do myself ze honour
of taking charge of messieurs’ cuisine.”
“But, Pierre,” I said, “where is the famous _batterie_?”
“Ah, monsieur, ze brave pot, ze poor pot; ah, monsieur, such
misfortune, my magnificent pot lies mort sur le champ de battaille. Ah,
monsieur, it was heart-rending. George and myself were retreating, and
the sacred savages were coming fast behind us, but we cleared them,
when les enfants d’enfer, seeing us escape, fired a volley, plom I fall
on my face. George help me to rise. I am not killed nor much hurt, but
my pot, my dear pot lies in pieces. I am distressed. I am enraged.
Revenge. I yearn for revenge. I drop on ze knee and fire. Ah! Ah! I see
one of ze canaille throw his arms on high and fall. I have my revenge.
I say, ‘Vive la France!’ George say, ‘Damn good shot. Come, let’s cut
and run,’ and we cut and run. So, mon officier, ze grand pot est mort,
mais Pierre remains at monsieur’s service and has ze wherewithal to
prepare ze dinner for his two officers. Let messieurs remain tranquil.
We shall see.”
Messieurs remained tranquil, and in good time, instead of supping off
the putrid pork and mouldy biscuits Tim had been fumbling over, we
enjoyed a delicious ragout of fowls, fresh pork, potatoes and the Lord
only knows what else. It is well for you, oh, my son, when on active
service two scallywag foreigners, past masters in the art of looting,
and owning not one ghostly idea of _meum_ and _tuum_, attach themselves
to you and take upon themselves the onerous duty of catering for your
table. Be not inquisitive, oh, my son; ask no questions, but accept the
luck Providence sends you and you will fare sumptuously.
In due course of time the scouts returned and reported that Te Kooti
had abandoned Ngatapa. They had not approached the place closely, but
said he had done so, because they had seen large volumes of smoke, and
thought Te Kooti was burning his huts before leaving.
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