With the Lost Legion in New ZealandHamilton-Browne, G.
History
With the Lost Legion in New Zealand
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people); New Zealand -- History
Again a weary wait, and just as we know breakfast ought to be ready
the sky begins to lighten, and we can see the outline of the kainga.
Surely in my impatience I may be forgiven for uttering the following
prayer:--“O gods of war, ye who pass your days in fighting and your
nights in feasting, listen to your humble votary. Hurry up Phœbus, the
beggar’s slack to-day. Grant us only light enough, and we vow to fight
like bricks and eat like heroes. Let us but get at our enemies and to
our victuals.”
The light comes slowly. Will the Colonel never give the word? His
expectant bugler lies beside him, bugle to lip. The women inside the
kainga call to the men: “Arise, the food is ready to be eaten,” and
we hear the yawns and grunts of the warriors as they wake up from
their natural slumber, some of them soon to be put to sleep again in a
speedier and more permanent manner. There goes the trumpet, endorsed
by a cheer from our over-willing men as with a rush we dash into the
village. Here takes place the usual turmoil: screaming women and
children rush for the bush; men, resisting and fighting desperately,
are shot down, while others are driven out of the place in headlong
flight. We do not pursue, but, with mouths watering, instinctively
gather round the hangis. The women had stated that the food was cooked;
we required no expert evidence, off came the earth-covered mats,
when the steam of the luscious pork and spuds rose to still further
tantalise the famished men.
There was, however, no greedy scrambling. Starving we might be, but we
were comrades in adversity and must fare and share alike. Squads of
men fall in of their own accord, the food is rapidly distributed by
the non-coms., and is more rapidly consumed by the hungry recipients.
Then comes the turn of the officers, who, _noblesse oblige_, have had
to wait, so as to make sure there was enough to feed the men before
attending to their own wants. There was, however, no fear on this
occasion of anyone going short, as one oven remained still unopened,
and around this we eagerly clustered. Pierre presents himself with his
huge knife, the food is served out, juniors, taking precedence, receive
their allotments first, and I had just received mine, consisting of a
lump of pork about the size of my fist, together with a dozen or so of
potatoes, all steaming and piping hot, served up on a fragment of a
Maori mat, and with ravenous eyes was watching the succulent mess cool
sufficiently to devour, when bang, whizz, zip comes a flight of bullets
whistling over our heads.
“Damn,” said the Colonel. “Mr Burke, take thirty men and drive
those blaggards back to perdition; it’s like their infernal cheek
to interfere with gentlemen while breakfasting,” and the old fellow
squared his shoulders and tucked in to his portion.
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