With the Lost Legion in New ZealandHamilton-Browne, G.
History
With the Lost Legion in New Zealand
Hamilton-Browne, G.
Māori (New Zealand people); New Zealand -- History
Kepa arrived, and his advent was the occasion of the most tremendous
war dance I ever saw in my life, but it is quite impossible for me to
describe it. Only one man has ever been able to picture with a pen an
old-time Maori war dance, and as I can’t pretend to in any way approach
his gift of description, I won’t try to do so. Anyhow it was a very
wonderful sight, and was, I suppose, the last real war dance ever
danced in New Zealand. Of course a few years back, when our present
King, God bless him, visited Rotorua, the tame natives round about got
up a burlesque haka, but although I was not present I will gamble it
was not an old-time war-dance, as, had it been only a fraction of one,
every white female and most of the white men then present would have
fled off the ground overcome with horror and disgust.
While we looked on an officer said to me: “I wish to goodness, Dick,
some of the infatuated idiots who for the past forty years have
subscribed to the New Zealand mission funds could only see this ruddy
lot of Christian natives dancing their war dance, for I ’ud bet my
bottom dollar it would open their eyes and close their pockets.” To
these remarks I fully agreed.
We scouts had by now located Te Kooti, who at Pourere had built a
strong redoubt after the European fashion, but without kaponiers or
any other flanking defence. It stood fairly in the open, close to the
foot of the burning mountain, Tongariro, while Papakai, the village of
the great Taupo chief, Te Heuheu, was within two miles of it. Here Te
Kooti, with the three hundred ruffians who had rejoined him, determined
to make a desperate resistance, and as soon as McDonnell was aware
of the fact he moved forward to deliver what he and the rest of us
devoutly hoped was going to be the _coup de grâce_ to the foul gang of
murderers we had been so long in pursuit of.
The Colonel’s plan of attack was excellent, and I have no doubt we
should have succeeded in surrounding and destroying the whole hive of
vermin had it not been for the old image Renata, whose pet prophet
chose to dream a dream just at the wrong time--_i.e._ the evening
before the attack should have taken place, which said dream caused
Renata and his three hundred Napier Maoris to squat down and refuse to
budge.
The attack therefore was made anyhow, it culminating in a race between
the Wanganuis, St George’s natives and ourselves as to who should
first get to hand-grips with the enemy. When old Renata found we were
attacking without him he got into a terrible fluster, and with sixty
of his men following him ran after us, screaming to us to wait for
him, lamenting that he was disgraced for ever, and cursing his pet
prophet for all he was worth. His penitence, however, came too late, as
a number of the Hau Haus had already got out of the place, breaking
through the gap he and his men, through their confounded folly, had
neglected to stop.
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