From another table a voice responds:
"Yes, fellows, it's better than a kick in the shins, every time!"
The last mouthful gone, the cider bottles empty, they tighten the
straps of their kit bags and rise regretfully from their seats.
"_Allez_. Off again, boys! _C'est la guerre_!" and they shuffle away
humming and filling their pipes.
From the direction of the _buvette_, or bar comes noisy laughter
followed by oaths. The uncertain voice of a seemingly intoxicated
individual dominates all others. Yet nothing but soft drinks are sold.
"As the Colonel of the 243rd used to say," it continues, "'Soldiers of
my regiment, repose upon your arms!' My arms are the bottle! My
bottle and my wife are the only things worth while when I'm on
furlough. I----"
His voice disappeared an instant, dimmed by the rising tumult. Then
suddenly it broke forth anew--
"Attention! Present arms, here comes a coal scuttle. Now
then,--flatten out on the back of your stomach!"
An instant later the man appeared at the threshold of the dining room.
He was a heavily built, big jointed, husky Norman farmer-soldier, with
his helmet pulled down low over his eyes, so that the upper part of his
face was completely hidden from view.
Suddenly he pushed it far back on his head, and casting a sweeping
glance over the assembled diners, he called forth in stentorian tones
that made every one turn around:
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!"
The cashier behind the counter, who evidently foresaw trouble, called
out to him in shrill tones:
"You've made a mistake, go back to the _buvette_. You've nothing to do
out here!"
Removing his helmet, the gallant knight made the lady a sweeping bow.
"Your servant, Madame. Your humble servant," he continued. "Cyprien
Fremont, called Cyp for short."
"Did you hear what I said? Now then, take yourself off," cried the
ungracious adored one.
But the _poilu_ was not to be so silenced.
Putting his hand to his heart and addressing the assembly:
"Ungrateful country!" he cried, "is it thus that you receive your sons
who shed their blood for you?"
"That's all right, but go and tell it elsewhere. Go on, I say!"
"I've only got one more word to say and then it will be over."
But before he could utter that word his companions seized him and
dragged him back from whence he came. As he disappeared from view, we
heard him announce his intention of "doing some stunts"--which offer
was apparently joyously accepted, followed by more laughter and several
"dares."
Suddenly the most terrific noise of falling and breaking glass and
china brought every one to his feet. Excited voices could be heard
from the direction in which Cyprien had vanished. The army police
dashed in, followed by the station master and all the employes. A
lengthy discussion was begun, and having finished our dinner we left
matters to adjust themselves and sauntered forth onto the platform.
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