English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“I don’t remember now what answer I made. A sufficient one could have
been given in two words: ‘Davidson’s goodness.’ _That_ never boggled at
unworthiness if there was the slightest reason for compassion. I don’t
want you to think that Davidson had no discrimination at all. Bamtz
could not have imposed on him. Moreover, everybody knew what Bamtz was.
He was a loafer with a beard. When I think of Bamtz, the first thing I
see is that long black beard and a lot of propitiatory wrinkles at the
corners of two little eyes. There was no such beard from here to
Polynesia, where a beard is a valuable property in itself. Bamtz’s beard
was valuable to him in another way. You know how impressed Orientals are
by a fine beard. Years and years ago, I remember, the grave Abdullah,
the great trader of Sambir, unable to repress signs of astonishment and
admiration at the first sight of that imposing beard. And it’s very well
known that Bamtz lived on Abdullah off and on for several years. It was
a unique beard, and so was the bearer of the same. A unique loafer. He
made a fine art of it, or rather a sort of craft and mystery. One can
understand a fellow living by cadging and small swindles in towns, in
large communities of people; but Bamtz managed to do that trick in the
wilderness, to loaf on the outskirts of the virgin forest.
“He understood how to ingratiate himself with the natives. He would
arrive in some settlement up a river, make a present of a cheap carbine
or a pair of shoddy binoculars, or something of that sort, to the Rajah,
or the head-man, or the principal trader; and on the strength of that
gift, ask for a house, posing mysteriously as a very special trader. He
would spin them no end of yarns, live on the fat of the land, for a
while, and then do some mean swindle or other—or else they would get
tired of him and ask him to quit. And he would go off meekly with an air
of injured innocence. Funny life. Yet, he never got hurt somehow. I’ve
heard of the Rajah of Dongala giving him fifty dollars’ worth of trade
goods and paying his passage in a prau only to get rid of him. Fact.
And observe that nothing prevented the old fellow having Bamtz’s throat
cut and the carcase thrown into deep water outside the reefs; for who on
earth would have inquired after Bamtz?
“He had been known to loaf up and down the wilderness as far north as the
Gulf of Tonkin. Neither did he disdain a spell of civilisation from time
to time. And it was while loafing and cadging in Saigon, bearded and
dignified (he gave himself out there as a bookkeeper), that he came
across Laughing Anne.
“The less said of her early history the better, but something must be
said. We may safely suppose there was very little heart left in her
famous laugh when Bamtz spoke first to her in some low café. She was
stranded in Saigon with precious little money and in great trouble about
a kid she had, a boy of five or six.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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