English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
This oracular discourse exasperated Byrne. “In the name of God,” he
cried, “tell me plainly if you think my man is reasonably safe on his
journey.”
The homunculus, undergoing one of his rapid changes, seized the officer’s
arm. The grip of his little hand was astonishing.
“Señor! Bernardino had taken notice of him. What more do you want? And
listen—men have disappeared on this road—on a certain portion of this
road, when Bernardino kept a _meson_, an inn, and I, his brother-in-law,
had coaches and mules for hire. Now there are no travellers, no coaches.
The French have ruined me. Bernardino has retired here for reasons of
his own after my sister died. They were three to torment the life out of
her, he and Erminia and Lucilla, two aunts of his—all affiliated to the
devil. And now he has robbed me of my last mule. You are an armed man.
Demand the _macho_ from him, with a pistol to his head, señor—it is not
his, I tell you—and ride after your man who is so precious to you. And
then you shall both be safe, for no two travellers have been ever known
to disappear together in these days. As to the beast, I, its owner, I
confide it to your honour.”
They were staring hard at each other, and Byrne nearly burst into a laugh
at the ingenuity and transparency of the little man’s plot to regain
possession of his mule. But he had no difficulty to keep a straight face
because he felt deep within himself a strange inclination to do that very
extraordinary thing. He did not laugh, but his lip quivered; at which
the diminutive Spaniard, detaching his black glittering eyes from Byrne’s
face, turned his back on him brusquely with a gesture and a fling of the
cloak which somehow expressed contempt, bitterness, and discouragement
all at once. He turned away and stood still, his hat aslant, muffled up
to the ears. But he was not offended to the point of refusing the silver
_duro_ which Byrne offered him with a non-committal speech as if nothing
extraordinary had passed between them.
“I must make haste on board now,” said Byrne, then.
“_Vaya usted con Dios_,” muttered the gnome. And this interview ended
with a sarcastic low sweep of the hat which was replaced at the same
perilous angle as before.
Directly the boat had been hoisted the ship’s sails were filled on the
off-shore tack, and Byrne imparted the whole story to his captain, who
was but a very few years older than himself. There was some amused
indignation at it—but while they laughed they looked gravely at each
other. A Spanish dwarf trying to beguile an officer of his majesty’s
navy into stealing a mule for him—that was too funny, too ridiculous, too
incredible. Those were the exclamations of the captain. He couldn’t get
over the grotesqueness of it.
“Incredible. That’s just it,” murmured Byrne at last in a significant
tone.
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