Families -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Thar lays your chimbley, Mr. RoBards,” he said, “jest as the Lord left
her. I ain’t teched e’er a brick, and I told the wife not to heave none
of ’em at me when she lost her temper—so to speak, seein’ as she don’t
seem to have ever found it, haw haw haw!”
“He will have his joke!” Mrs. Albeson tittered.
“A sense of humor certainly helps you through the world,” said her
husband as he took the horse in charge. Mrs. Albeson waddled after
RoBards, and checked him to murmur:
“Haow’s pore little Immy?”
That eternal reminder hurt him sore. She startled him by adding, “Old
Mis’ Lasher keeps hangin’ about. More trouble! One of her girls has
ran away with a hired man from the city, and she’s more lost than the
boy that’s went a-whalin’. Mis’ Lasher prob’ly seen you drive past and
she’ll likely be along any minute naow.”
“Yes, yes; very well; all right,” said RoBards, impatient to be alone.
And Mrs. Albeson went back to her kitchen, taking her snub patiently.
RoBards studied the course of the thunderbolt and was glad that he had
not been present to see it smite and hear it. He would probably have
died of fear. He shivered now with the bare imagination, and cravenly
wondered if any thrill of it could have stirred Jud Lasher.
He was so absorbed in this fantasy that he jumped when Albeson spoke
across his shoulder:
“Looks like to me, the mason would have to pull the whole thing daown,
shore up the walls, dig out the foundation, and set her up all over
again!”
“Nonsense!” said RoBards.
“All right! It’s your haouse. Mend it the way you want to.”
RoBards sent him to White Plains to fetch a mason, and remained to
study the crevice that split the thick foundation as if Achilles had
hurled his own unequaled javelin of Pelian ash into the tomb of another
Patroclus. The fabric of the cellar wall was not opened all the way,
but the wedge of the gap pointed right at the burial chamber.
As he wondered how soon some casual inspector would follow the lead of
that arrow head and break open the wall, RoBards heard at his elbow
that well-remembered querulous sniffle of Mrs. Lasher’s:
“H’are ye, Mist’ RoBards? Too bad what the lightnin’ done to your nice
house, ain’t it? But the Lord has his reasons, I expect. Here he hits
your home where there’s never been any wickedness and leaves mine
alone, as if there had ever been anything else there.
“What I wanted to ask you was this, please; I was talkin’ to you about
the boy Jud goin’ away to sea. Well, I ain’t heard a word from the pore
child sence. Where d’you s’pose he could be now?—ridin’ out on a mast
most like; or sinkin’ in a whaleboat that some whale has knocked to
flinders with one swat of his tail. A friend of my husband’s was here
recent, and he’d been on a whaler and he told me terrible things.
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