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Thus wrote Lily that most April-like of all maidens and within the hour
went forth, looking like the very spring itself, to meet an adventure
comparable to adventures met only in the springtime of the world. The
scene of this adventure should have been a wood near Camelot, or the
Forest of Arden, and Lily a young huntress in a leathern kirtle and out
with a gilded bow and painted arrows for hare or pheasant. Then, if one
of her arrows had pierced the thicket and also the King’s Son on the
other side of it, so that she came and took him, all swounding, in her
arms, the same thing in all true essentials would have happened that
happened to her to-day. The surroundings would have been more
appropriate—especially for a damsel with a dead heart—than the golf
course of the Blue Hills Country Club, but the hero and the heroine and
the wounding and the swounding would have been identical.
In particular, there was little difference between James Herbert McArdle
and a king’s son. From the time of his birth, which was announced by
greater tongues than those of royal heralds, these greater tongues being
the principal newspapers of the world, he was a public figure. At the
age of four his likeness and those of his favourite goat and dog were
made known to his fellow citizens up and down the land by means of
photographic reproductions in magazines and in the Sunday prints. Lest
there be fear on the part of the public that he might alter beyond
recognition as he grew up, these magazines and prints continued
reassuringly to present portraits of him, playing in the sea sand, or
seated upon the knee of his portentous grandfather, or—with tutor and
attendants—upon the platform of his father’s private car, and later,
when he reached a proper age, being instructed in the technique
necessary for driving his earliest automobile.
His first evening after matriculating as a freshman at a university was
spent in dining and conversing with the university’s president. When, as
a sophomore, he was found equal to a position in “left field” on the
varsity nine, and the nine went out of town to play, reporters
interviewed him and neglected to mention the captain. When he had
graduated and his father and grandfather began to prepare him for the
ponderous responsibilities that would some day rest upon his shoulders,
there were spreading “feature articles” about him everywhere. Wherever
he went, important old men hurried beamingly to his side, eager to be
seen conversing with him; magnificent old ladies went beyond all
amiability in caressing him; many of his contemporaries were unable to
veil their deference; and lovely girls looked plentifully toward him.
All his life he had been courted, attended, served, pointed out,
focussed upon, stared at, and lime-lighted before the multitude. No
wonder the poor young man liked solitude better than anything else!
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