Married people -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
If she could play “all the way round” with a fine score before darkness
stopped her, Lily felt that her irritations within might be a little
soothed; but she found them, on the contrary, increasing. She might have
passed the laggard player if she had chosen; but his figure bore an
accurate resemblance to that of a gentleman named in her letter as
Captain Williams. Lily had her own reasons for avoiding any conversation
with Captain Williams, to whom she had been as enigmatic, six months
earlier, as she had yesterday been to Henry. She was almost certain, in
fact, that the languid golfer was Captain Williams, and so kept far
behind him—a difficult matter for one who wished to play at all.
She talked broodingly to herself, addressing him. “Old _Thing_!” she
called him between her teeth. “Slow Poke! Aren’t you _ever_ going to hit
that ball! Oh, my heaven, what are you doing _now_? Writing your score
or writing a book? Snail! Tortoise!” And as his procrastinations
continued, she called him worse. “Mule!” she said, and corroborated
herself vehemently. “Mule, mule, mule! You’re a mule once, you’re a mule
twice, you’re a mule a hundred and eighty-seven times over—and that’s
only _commencing_ to tell you what you are!” For now, as she waited and
waited, withholding her strokes intolerably as the late light waned and
waned, she hated him with that great hatred most human beings feel for
all things unconsciously and persistently in their way.
But in the deepening twilight haze she felt safe to approach him more
closely, until finally she was less than an arrow’s flight away. He was
upon the last of the greens by this time, and she, unnoticed, stood
waiting for him to leave it so that she might drive her ball upon it.
But here he delayed interminably. He lay prone upon the ground to study
a proper aim, though he studied it so long that his purpose might have
been thought a siesta; and when he rose it was to examine the sod by
inches. Finally, having completed all these preliminaries and benefited
little by them in their consummation, he remained standing upon the
green, preoccupied with his score card. “You go on!” Lily said,
dangerously. “You aren’t writing a dictionary. Go on!”
But he continued to stand, amending and editing his card as though
eternity were at everyone’s disposal. The long red ribbons in the
western sky merged with the general fog colour of the dusk, and he was
but a hazy figure when at last he moved. And as he turned his back and
lifted a slow foot to leave the green, Lily, impatient beyond all
discretion, cut the air with her heaviest implement.
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