Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 1 of 3Howitt, William
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Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 1 of 3
Howitt, William
Religious fiction
“It is the oddest thing in the world,” said Thorsby, “is that
wonderful fancy for scraping up money, and denying yourself all
your life-long the commonest necessaries. There is that old
fellow, Woolley, of Derbyshire, who made the town-hall clock of
Castleborough. That man once tried if he could not save horse hire
by employing a lot of stockingers to draw his plough, as he held it,
for he had a croft in his own hands; but the plough stuck fast at
once in the earth, and the old man left it there, exclaiming, ‘How
wonderful is the strength of a hoss!’ This old fellow is a freeman
of Castleborough, and at the last election, coming to give his vote,
he could not waste his precious time in waiting in the crowd at the
hustings, but crept amongst their legs and came up by the table
where the candidate and his friends stood taking votes. Seeing a very
shabby-looking man thus emerge from amongst their feet, the candidate
said, ‘There, my good fellow, vote and away,’ putting half-a-crown
into his hand. ‘Stop!’ said the town-clerk, ‘that is a very rich
man!’ But Woolley put the coin into his pocket, saying, ‘Every little
helps!’ gave his vote, and disappeared.
“That clock which he made for the town-hall is a very remarkable one;
it goes a year without winding up. When he put it up, he ordered
that no one should meddle with it till he came to wind it up, and he
took the key with him. Weeks, months, a year nearly went over, and
the clock continued to go. At last one day, the very day year, it
struck one short at twelve o’clock, and the town-clerk sent a man off
to fetch Woolley, lest it should stop altogether. As the messenger
ascended the hill out of the town, he met Woolley coming down.
Having told him his errand: ‘Fools!’ said the clock-maker, ‘I told
them I should come at the right time. It will go till one o’clock,
and it yet wants half-an-hour.’ But Woolley,” continued Thorsby, “was
a philosopher to this Squance, for on being told that his nephews
would spend his money fast enough when he was gone, he replied, ‘If
they have as much pleasure in spending it as I have had in getting
it, I shall be quite satisfied. I sha’n’t haunt them.’”
“Oh! that is a sensible fellow, said Letty.”
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