Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 1 of 3Howitt, William
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Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 1 of 3
Howitt, William
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The happy holders of the house sang on—a number of Moore’s Melodies
and Burns’s Songs, even “Scots wha hae wi’ Wallace bled,” which was
then very popular, and received loud encores and bravos from the
company below, especially from the Claverings and the guests “not
in the Society” from Castleborough. Thorsby and Dr. Leroy were as
energetically applausive as the rest of them: and when Miss Drury put
her handsome, laughing face out of one of the windows, and said,
“May we capitulate honourably?—that is, to march out with all our
arms”—here the other fair culprits showed a number of very persuasive
arms through the other windows—“with all our arms,” continued Miss
Drury, “and with colours flying?” the applause was uproarious;
the merry girls descended in high glee from their orchestra, and
were received with enthusiastic clappings of hands, and much
congratulatory greeting from all assembled, which was every soul on
the premises.
Scarcely had this lively clatter of tongues subsided, when another
surprise seized on the guests. From out a walk issuing from amongst
the trees, appeared Mr. Barthe, the eccentric dentist,—but oh, what a
nose! The young ladies fairly shrieked with affright; the gentlemen
stood for a moment dumbfounded; on came Mr. Barthe with a nose of
huge size, and with a termination like a knob of oak. With a most
grave and polite manner, the Friend bowed right and left with a
grace befitting a courtier, and with hat in hand, and then passed
round behind the trees. The next moment a loud and general laugh
broke from the gentlemen, and was joined in by the ladies; but before
it was well over, again Mr. Barthe appeared whence he had first
issued, with another nose still more astounding. This time it was a
huge very green frog; and with the same pantomime he passed along and
away round the trees. The wonder and merriment were in full play,
when a third time Mr. Barthe appeared, now with a yellow-red flaming
beard and head of hair, and a nose—oh! Bardolph’s was nothing to it
for fire and carbuncle. This time, the surprise having exhausted
itself, the applause was loud and unrestrained, and the next moment
the Quaker humourist again appearing in his proper aspect, and with
the fiery beard and scalp and the three noses dangling by strings in
his hand, was received with great gaiety by his wondering friends.
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