Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 3 of 3Howitt, William
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Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 3 of 3
Howitt, William
Religious fiction
“What!” exclaimed Betty, greatly exasperated, “are we varmint, and
you Quakers lions? A pretty set of lions, all sitting with their
hats on in a meeting like so many stocks. Sheep, Sylvanus—call them
sheep—that’s more like it. Now I tell you what it is. You won’t take
anybody in lest you should be taken in by them, and they should get
any of your blessed money. You would not take the man who said he was
convinced of Friends’ principles, because he had eleven children,
and heard you took care of all your members. Eh, Sylvanus? Eh? We,
Mester Crook,—we take in all sorts and sizes. Methodism is a general
hospital, it takes in all, and cures as many as it can.”
“That is the best thing, Betty, thou hast said yet: and may the Lord
enable you to cure many.”
“I dare to say we shall cure a few, Mr. Crook,” said Betty, not
fully appeased by the last compliment, and always Mr. Crooking him,
when what she called her monkey was up,—“I dare say we shall cure a
few; but no thanks to sitting and samming altogether as if all the
deaf and dumb had been raked up from the four winds. If fish are to
be catched, it is not by sitting on the Trent bank without line and
hook, and wishing for them to jump into your creel. It must be by
praying in season and out of season, and by preaching the word with
unction. If mester niver sowed, he’d niver shear; if he did na mow
his grass, and his woots (oats) he’d have a bare crib in winter, Mr.
Crook; and what’s wisdom here is wisdom in them above, I reckon. As
for saving souls by sitting still on bare benches and twiddling yer
thumbs, it is just as good as telling th’ big miller at Cotmanhaye
mill that his corn will grind if he lets the water-wheel stand still.”
Sylvanus was prepared with an answer, but had no opportunity of
giving it, for the reply to his mistress’s note came out of the
parlour, and he was requested to deliver it as quickly as he could.
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