Great Britain -- History -- Commonwealth and Protectorate, 1649-1660 -- Fiction; Historical fiction
“Your lodge, indeed” said Phœbe; “you are very bold, for a poor
kill-buck that never frightened any thing before save a dun deer—_Your_
lodge, indeed!—I am like to go there, I think.” “Hush, hush! Phœbe—
here is no time for jesting. Down to my hut, I say, like a deer, for
the knight and Mrs. Alice are both there, and I fear will not return
hither again.—All’s naught, girl—and our evil days are come at last
with a vengeance—we are fairly at bay and fairly hunted down.”
“Can this be, Joceline?” said the poor girl, turning to the keeper with
an expression of fright in her countenance, which she had hitherto
averted in rural coquetry.
“As sure, my dearest Phœbe, as”—
The rest of the asseveration was lost in Phœbe’s ear, so closely did
the keeper’s lips approach it; and if they approached so very near as
to touch her cheek, grief, like impatience, hath its privileges, and
poor Phœbe had enough of serious alarm to prevent her from demurring
upon such a trifle.
But no trifle was the approach of Joceline’s lips to Phœbe’s pretty
though sunburnt cheek, in the estimation of the Independent, who, a
little before the object of Joceline’s vigilance, had been more lately
in his turn the observer of the keeper’s demeanour, so soon as the
interview betwixt Phœbe and him had become so interesting. And when he
remarked the closeness of Joceline’s argument, he raised his voice to a
pitch of harshness that would have rivalled that of an ungreased and
rusty saw, and which at once made Joceline and Phœbe spring six feet
apart, each in contrary directions, and if Cupid was of the party, must
have sent him out at the window like it wild duck flying from a
culverin. Instantly throwing himself into the attitude of a preacher
and a reprover of vice, “How now!” he exclaimed, “shameless and
impudent as you are!—What—chambering and wantoning in our very
presence!—How— would you play your pranks before the steward of the
Commissioners of the High Court of Parliament, as ye would in a booth
at the fulsome fair, or amidst the trappings and tracings of a profane
dancing-school, where the scoundrel minstrels make their ungodly
weapons to squeak, ‘Kiss and be kind, the fiddler’s blind?’—But here,”
he said, dealing a perilous thump upon the volume—“Here is the King and
high priest of those vices and follies!—Here is he, whom men of folly
profanely call nature’s miracle!—Here is he, whom princes chose for
their cabinet-keeper, and whom maids of honour take for their
bed-fellow!— Here is the prime teacher of fine words, foppery and
folly—Here!”— (dealing another thump upon the volume—and oh! revered of
the Roxburghe, it was the first folio—beloved of the Bannatyne, it was
Hemmings and Condel—it was the _editio princeps_)—“On thee,” he
continued—“on thee, William Shakspeare, I charge whate’er of such
lawless idleness and immodest folly hath defiled the land since thy
day!”
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