World's End: A Story in Three BooksJefferies, Richard
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World's End: A Story in Three Books
Jefferies, Richard
England -- Fiction; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Murder -- Fiction
The method pursued in the sections was delightfully simple and
gratifying to every member’s vanity. He was supplied with pen and ink,
and told to put down all he could recollect about his family. The
result was that in each section there were five or six people—and in
some more—all busily at work, writing autobiographies; and as everybody
considered himself of quite as much consequence as his neighbour, the
bulk of these autobiographies can easily be imagined.
If any one had taken the trouble to wade through these personal
histories, he would have been highly gratified with the fertility of
the United States in breeding truly benevolent, upright, and
distinguished men!
Out of all that one hundred and fifty there was not one who did not
merit the gratitude of his township at least, and some were fully
worthy of the President’s chair at the White House. Their labours for
the good of others were most carefully recorded—the subscriptions they
had made to local charities far away on the other side of the Atlantic,
to schoolhouses, and chapels, town-halls, and what not.
“There,” ran many a proud record,—“you will see my initials upon the
corner-stone—‘J.I.B.,’ for ‘Jonathan Ithuriel Baskette,’ and the date
(186-), which is in itself good evidence towards my case.”
All this mass of rubbish had to be sifted by the central, committee, to
be docketed, indexed, arranged, and a general analysis made of it.
They worked for a while without a murmur, and suddenly collapsed. It
was impossible to meet the flood of writing. Fancy one hundred and
fifty people writing their autobiographies all at once, and each
determined to do himself justice! Such a spectacle was never witnessed
since the world began, and was worthy of the nineteenth century. The
central committee flung up their hands in despair. A resource was
presently found in the printing-press.
When once the idea was started, the cry spread to all corners of the
hall, and rose in a volume of sound to be echoed from the roof. The
Press! The Spirit evoked by Faust which he could not control, nor any
who have followed him.
It was unanimously decided that everything should be printed—sectional
summaries, minutes of evidence, central committees analysis, solicitors
arguments, references and all. There was rejoicing in the printing
offices at Stirmingham that day. Now the _Stirmingham Daily Post_
reaped the reward of its long attack upon the family of the heir, upon
Sternhold Baskette, and Marese, his son. The contract was offered to
the _Daily Post_, the _Daily Post_ accepted it, and set to work, but
soon found it necessary to obtain the aid of other local printers.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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