As long as the invaders confined themselves to such trifles, the patient
foreigners submitted to their overbearing and uncouth ways because of the
supposed benefit to trade. The natives even went so far as to build
hotels for the accommodation and delight of the invaders, abandoning
whole quarters to their guests.
There was, however, a point at which complacency stopped. The older
civilizations had formed among themselves restricted and exclusive
societies, to which access was almost impossible to strangers. These
sanctuaries tempted the immigrants, who offered their fairest virgins and
much treasure for the privilege of admission. The indigenous
aristocrats, who were mostly poor, yielded to these offers and a few
Americans succeeded in forcing an entrance. But the old nobility soon
became frightened at the number and vulgarity of the invaders, and
withdrew severely into their shells, refusing to accept any further
bribes either in the form of females or finance.
From this moment dates the humiliation of the discoverers. All their
booty and plunder seemed worthless in comparison with the Elysian
delights they imagined were concealed behind the closed doors of those
holy places, visions of which tortured the women from the western
hemisphere and prevented their taking any pleasure in other victories. To
be received into those inner circles became their chief ambition. With
this end in view they dressed themselves in expensive costumes, took the
trouble to learn the "lingo" spoken in the country, went to the extremity
of copying the ways of the native women by painting their faces, and in
one or two cases imitated the laxity of their morals.
In spite of these concessions, our women were not received with
enthusiasm. On the contrary, the very name of an American became a
byword and an abomination in every continental city. This prejudice
against us abroad is hardly to be wondered at on reflecting what we have
done to acquire it. The agents chosen by our government to treat
diplomatically with the conquered nations, owe their selection to
political motives rather than to their tact or fitness. In the large
majority of cases men are sent over who know little either of the habits
or languages prevailing in Europe.
The worst elements always follow in the wake of discovery. Our
settlements abroad gradually became the abode of the compromised, the
divorced, the socially and financially bankrupt.
Within the last decade we have found a way to revenge the slights put
upon us, especially those offered to Americans in the capital of Gaul.
Having for the moment no playwrights of our own, the men who concoct
dramas, comedies, and burlesques for our stage find, instead of wearying
themselves in trying to produce original matter, that it is much simpler
to adapt from French writers. This has been carried to such a length
that entire French plays are now produced in New York signed by American
names.
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