Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
"What tobacco?" "Why, that
tobacco what the little nigger is sellin' round."
I said, "Bos'n!" He said, "Yes, mawstah." Wounded men on bloody
stretchers were being carried into the hospital next door. "Bos'n,
you've been stealing my tobacco." His defence was as glorious as the
defence of that forlorn hope in romantic history, which drew itself up
and mutely died. He lied as desperately, as savagely, as hopelessly as
ever man fought.
One day a delegation from the 33d Michigan came to me and said: "Are
you the proprietor of the Bos'n?" I said: "Yes." And they said: "Well,
would you please be so kind as to be so good as to give him to us?" A
big battle was expected for the next day. "Why," I answered, "if you
want him you can have him. But he's a thief, and I won't let him go
save on his personal announcement." The big battle occurred the next
day, and the Bos'n did not disappear in it; but he disappeared in my
interest in the battle, even as a waif might disappear in a fog. My
interest in the battle made the Bos'n dissolve before my eyes. Poor
little rascal! I gave him up with pain. He was such an innocent
villain. He knew no more of thievery than the whole of it. Anyhow one
was fond of him. He was a natural scoundrel. He was not an educated
scoundrel. One cannot bear the educated scoundrel. He was ingenuous,
simple, honest, abashed ruffianism.
I hope the 33d Michigan did not arrive home naked. I hope the Bos'n did
not succeed in getting everything. If the Bos'n builds a palace in
Detroit, I shall know where he got the money. He got it from the 33d
Michigan. Poor little man. He was only eleven years old. He vanished. I
had thought to preserve him as a relic, even as one preserves forgotten
bayonets and fragments of shell. And now as to the pocket of my
riding-breeches. It contained four dollars in United States currency.
Bos'n! Hey, Bos'n, where are you? The morning was the morning of
battle.
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