Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Caspar fidgeted in the desire to answer that while he admitted the
profusion of young men who were not fools, he felt that he himself
possessed interesting and peculiar qualifications which would allow him
to make his mark in any field of effort which he seriously challenged.
But he did not make this graceful statement, for he sometimes detected
something ironic in his father's temperament. The Skowmulligan
war-horse had not thought of expressing an opinion of his own ability
since the year 1865, when he was young, like Caspar.
"Well, well," said the Senator finally. "I'll see about it. I'll see
about it." The young man was obliged to await the end of his father's
characteristic method of thought. The war-horse never gave a quick
answer, and if people tried to hurry him they seemed able to arouse
only a feeling of irritation against making a decision at all. His mind
moved like the wind, but practice had placed a Mexican bit in the mouth
of his judgment. This old man of light quick thought had taught himself
to move like an ox cart. Caspar said, "Yes, sir." He withdrew to his
club, where, to the affectionate inquiries of some envious friends, he
replied, "The old man is letting the idea soak."
The mind of the war-horse was decided far sooner than Caspar expected.
In Washington a large number of well-bred handsome young men were
receiving appointments as Lieutenants, as Captains, and occasionally as
Majors. They were a strong, healthy, clean-eyed educated collection.
They were a prime lot. A German Field-Marshal would have beamed with
joy if he could have had them--to send to school. Anywhere in the world
they would have made a grand show as material, but, intrinsically they
were not Lieutenants, Captains and Majors. They were fine men, though
manhood is only an essential part of a Lieutenant, a Captain or a
Major. But at any rate, this arrangement had all the logic of going to
sea in a bathing-machine.
The Senator found himself reasoning that Caspar was as good as any of
them, and better than many. Presently he was bleating here and there
that his boy should have a chance. "The boy's all right, I tell you,
Henry. He's wild to go, and I don't see why they shouldn't give him a
show. He's got plenty of nerve, and he's keen as a whiplash. I'm going
to get him an appointment, and if you can do anything to help it along
I wish you would."
Then he betook himself to the White House and the War Department and
made a stir. People think that Administrations are always slavishly,
abominably anxious to please the Machine. They are not; they wish the
Machine sunk in red fire, for by the power of ten thousand past words,
looks, gestures, writings, the Machine comes along and takes the
Administration by the nose and twists it, and the Administration dare
not even yell. The huge force which carries an election to success
looks reproachfully at the Administration and says, "Give me a bun."
That is a very small thing with which to reward a Colossus.
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