Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
"Oh, no, Shackles!" said the third man of the party. "Oh, no, you're
wrong. The best mint-juleps in the world are made right in New York,
Philadelphia or Boston. That Kentucky idea is only a tradition."
A wounded man approached them. He had been shot through the shoulder
and his shirt had been diagonally cut away, leaving much bare skin.
Over the bullet's point of entry there was a kind of a white spider,
shaped from pieces of adhesive plaster. Over the point of departure
there was a bloody bulb of cotton strapped to the flesh by other pieces
of adhesive plaster. His eyes were dreamy, wistful, sad. "Say, gents,
have any of ye got a bottle?" he asked.
A correspondent raised himself suddenly and looked with bright eyes at
the soldier.
"Well, you have got a nerve," he said grinning. "Have we got a bottle,
eh! Who in h---- do you think we are? If we had a bottle of good
licker, do you suppose we could let the whole army drink out of it? You
have too much faith in the generosity of men, my friend!"
The soldier stared, ox-like, and finally said, "Huh?"
"I say," continued the correspondent, somewhat more loudly, "that if we
had had a bottle we would have probably finished it ourselves by this
time."
"But," said the other, dazed, "I _meant_ an empty bottle. I didn't mean
no _full_ bottle."
The correspondent was humorously irascible.
"An empty bottle! You must be crazy! Who ever heard of a man looking
for an empty bottle? It isn't sense! I've seen a million men looking
for full bottles, but you're the first man I ever saw who insisted on
the bottle's being empty. What in the world do you want it for?"
"Well, ye see, mister," explained Lige, slowly, "our major he was
killed this mornin' an' we're jes' goin' to bury him, an' I thought I'd
jest take a look 'round an' see if I couldn't borry an empty bottle,
an' then I'd take an' write his name an' reg'ment on a paper an' put it
in th' bottle an' bury it with him, so's when they come fer to dig him
up sometime an' take him home, there sure wouldn't be no mistake."
"Oh!"
MARINES SIGNALLING UNDER FIRE AT GUANTANAMO
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