Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The new looked at the old; the North Atlantic looked at the
Mediterranean; the wooden nutmeg looked at the olive. Johnnie slowly
took six centenes from his pocket and laid them on the table. "That's
for bread, coffee, and one egg. I don't think I could eat more than one
egg to-night. I'm not so hungry as I was."
The proprietor held a perpendicular finger and tapped the table with
it. "Oh, señor," he said politely, "I think you would like two eggs."
Johnnie saw the finger. He understood it. "Ye-e-es," he drawled. "I
would like two eggs." He placed three more centenes on the table.
"And a little thing for the waiter? I am sure his services will be
excellent, invaluable."
"Ye-e-es, for the waiter." Another centene was laid on the table.
The proprietor bowed and preceded the waiter out of the room. There was
a mirror on the wall and, springing to his feet, the spy thrust his
face close to the honest glass. "Well, I'm damned!" he ejaculated. "Is
this me or is this the Honourable D. Hayseed Whiskers of Kansas? Who am
I, anyhow? Five dollars in gold!... Say, these people are clever. They
know their business, they do. Bread, coffee and two eggs and not even
sure of getting it! Fifty dol---- ... Never mind; wait until the war is
over. Fifty dollars gold!" He sat for a long time; nothing happened.
"Eh," he said at last, "that's the game." As the front door of the café
closed upon him, he heard the proprietor and one of the waiters burst
into derisive laughter.
Martha was waiting for him. "And here ye are, safe back," she said with
delight as she let him enter. "And did ye bring the bread? Did ye bring
the bread?"
But she saw that he was raging like a lunatic. His face was red and
swollen with temper; his eyes shot forth gleams. Presently he stood
before her in the patio where the light fell on him. "Don't speak to
me," he choked out waving his arms. "Don't speak to me! _Damn_ your
bread! I went to the Café Aguacate! Oh, yes, I went there! Of course,
I did! And do you know what they did to me? No! Oh, they didn't do
anything to me at all! Not a thing! Fifty dollars! Ten gold pieces!"
"May the saints guard us," cried Martha. "And what was that for?"
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