Among these touring candidates was young Mr. Bokenham, who aspired to
represent the constituency of Brocksopp. Young Bokenham had been
selected by the central committee principally because his father was a
very influential manufacturer, and because he himself, though not
specially clever or deeply versed in politics, was recommended as
fluent, of good appearance, and eminently docile and lead able. The
reports which during and after his visit came up from the local to the
central committee by no means bore out the recommendation. The fact
was that young Mr. Bokenham, who had at a very early age been sent to
Eton, who had been a gentleman commoner of Christchurch, and who had
always had his own way and the command of large sums of money to
enable him to do as he pleased, had become, as is very often the case
under the influence of such surroundings, a perfect type of the
parvenu and the plutocrat, and had, if anything, rather an antipathy
for that cause of which he was about to offer himself as one of the
representatives. To announce this would, however, he was aware, be
simply to renounce the very large fortune which would accrue to him at
his father's death, and which the old man, who had been a staunch
Radical from his earliest days, and who gloried in being a self-made
man, would certainly have dispersed through a thousand charitable
channels rather than allow one penny of it to be touched by his
politically renegade son. Moreover, young Bokenham pined for the
distinction of parliament membership, which he knew, for the present
at least, was only to be obtained by holding to his father's political
principles; and so ho professed to be in earnest in the matter, and
went down to Brocksopp and called on the principal people of the
place, and convened a few meetings and delivered a few speeches. But
the Brocksopp folk were very badly impressed. They utterly failed to
recognise young Tommy Bokenham, as they had always spoken of him among
themselves during all the years of his absence, in the bearded,
natty-booted, delicately gloved gentleman, who minced his words and
used a perfumed handkerchief, and talked about the chah-tah of our
lib-ah-ties. His manner was unpleasant and offensive, and his matter
was not half sufficiently peppered to suit the tastes of the Brocksopp
Radicals, who could not be too frequently reminded that they were the
salt of the earth, and that the horny hand of labour was what their
intending representative was always wishing to clasp. Young Mr.
Bokenham, no longer Tommy after he had once been seen, objected to the
horny hand of labour, disliked the smell of factories, and the manner
and appearance of the working-classes altogether. He could not drink
much at the public-houses, and the smell of the strong shag tobacco
made him ill, and in fact his first tour for canvassing was a woful
and egregious failure, and was so reported to the central committee in
London by their Brocksopp agents.
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