Martin liked Chard for his thorough-going pursuit of success, his willingness to borrow brilliance from any source, his capacity for making use of anybody and anything. "Chard is getting the limit," Rendell complained to Martin. "Do you think he ever has a single thought outside his career?" "Chard is to me as a modern hotel palace to Arnold Bennett. His methods fascinate me: I can't help loving him." "I suppose he'll be a Cabinet Minister in twelve years or so." "I trust it won't be long. He'll be very nice on a Front Bench." So Martin remained a friend of Chard's, and Chard read to him all the great speech wherewith he was to extinguish in advance the raging fire of Bavin's dialectic. Chard knew his audience and had included just the right jokes. But Chard was not liked by everyone. Many of the college objected to him for seeking friends outside their walls: the athletic Mandarins had never forgiven his method of meeting their request for his presence at the boats. Chard didn't mind: these people were not voting members of the Union. Most of all he was disliked by Smith-Aitken, whose father, _ne_ Smith, had made a fortune in pickles. This father, being a self-made man, had entertained notions of his son as a hard worker and had refused to send him to one of the more expensive and aristocratic colleges. Foolishly he forgot to limit his son's allowance, and so Smith-Aitken rode horses and joined the Bullingdon. He was not a nice man. He had greasy yellow curls, several rings, an eyeglass, a motor car, some horses, and a very special taste for liqueur brandy. Chard used to make jokes about him and his victim knew it. One night Smith-Aitken, having ridden after a fox all day, returned to a repast whose main features were champagne and the very special liqueur brandy. Before he was put to bed he threw the junior dean's bicycle through Chard's window. Chard spent the next morning making out a little bill. It amused him. In addition to ordinary claims for broken glass he included other items, as: "To new tablecloth to replace old cloth spoiled by ink upset by bicycle propelled by Mr R. W. Smith-Aitken--one guinea." "To essay on Austin's 'Theory of Sovereignty,' spoiled by ink upset by bicycle as before: at two guineas a thousand words--four guineas." The total amount claimed was twelve pounds ten shillings. By return of messenger Chard received a cheque for that amount.