Boarding schools -- England -- Fiction; University of Oxford -- Fiction
Martin spent August and September at The Steading. The weather was
kind and he could lounge and play tennis to his heart's content. In
his spare moments he read Homer and Virgil, marking the hard passages
with a blue pencil, according to advice. His cousin Robert, who had
just finished his third year at Balliol, was working in a frenzy of
confusion and despair. He had devoted the whole previous year to
becoming President of the Union and, having gained his end, was now
endeavouring to condense all his Greats work into one year. He had
foolishly given way to panic, which meant that his work was as
unintelligent as it was ferocious. In the mornings he read Thucydides
and Cicero's Letters, smoking and swearing continuously. Martin used
to sit in the same room reading his Homer, but concentration was
rendered difficult by Robert's habit of roaring when he came to a
speech in the text of Thucydides. And when the roar was over he would
mutter in his distress:
"But the seeming firmness of those who will join in the contest is not
the actual loyalty of those who brought it on, but if, on the other
hand, anyone has much the greater advantage..." Having progressed so
far, he would look up and say: "Did I speak? I'm sorry!" Then he
would return sorrowfully to his speech.
In the evenings Robert read Bradley's _Logic and Appearance and
Reality_; if Martin came into the room he would be met with an outburst
on philosophy.
"It's all bunkum," Robert used to assert, throwing Bradley (library
copy) across the room. "Just organised bunkum. I suppose philosophers
have to make up some twaddle to justify their salaries, but they might
have spared us the Absolute!"
Robert was very angry about the Absolute and used to draw obscene
pictures of it, adding appropriate lyrics. Martin came to the
conclusion that Greats must be bad for the temper, but he was not
troubled by the reflection that some day he himself would be a
sufferer, for no sane person of eighteen thinks more than a year in
advance.
He began now to feel a growing dignity and responsibility. Plainly he
was no longer a schoolboy, not even a god-like prefectorial schoolboy,
but an undergraduate and a man of the world. Such status implied
duties, and he made efforts to cultivate a manner: he smoked a pipe
openly instead of cigarettes in secret: he also set about the task of
liking wine. This did not turn out to be so big a business as his
first experiences had led him to expect.
Further, he began to prefer his tennis mixed: he had been happier
before when there were only men and they could have a hard-hitting,
vigorous set. But now he wanted to display his newly acquired American
service and deadly smashes at the net to the girls who hit patiently
from the back line: he was inwardly ashamed of this desire to make an
impression on girls, but there it undeniably was.
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