"Ve haf yust hat hell bad time, savin' yer prisence, and Ay skal
skip for tjiens of climit to gude pless Ay gnow in Bad Lands.
Lawyer faller sell mine fer 10 tousan to vidder, an thin, bad cess
to him, sells it agin to Pete fer 12000$ an git 2 stifkit off
sheriff an say hae keep dem fer fees, an Ay gnok him in fess an
take stifkit. Hae say hae tell mae spine bane O K all tem, an
thrittened to jug Pete, an the back of me hand and the sole of me
fut to the likes of him, savin' yer prisence, an Fader Mangan call
me big towhead chump an kant lern catty kismus an marry me to
vidder, an Pete, God bliss him, promised to raise the family in
Holy Church, but no faller gnow dem tings Bfour hand, an Ay tank ve
hike to dam gude pless in Bad Lands vun yare till stifkit bane ripe
an Mine belong vidder an Ay bane Yeneral Manager an yu pit Boss vit
gude yob in Yune or Yuly next, yours truely, an may the Blessid
Saints purtect ye, PETER PETERSON.
"P. S. Vidder Brady mae vife git skar an sine stifkit fer Brady to
lawyer faller like dam fool vooman trik an sattle vit him, but Ay
tink dat leg-yerkin bane bad all sem an yump to Bad Lands if we
dodge inyunction youre frend. PETE."
"So they got married," said Aconite.
Just the way I figured it.
Well, this lunger sleuthed me out when I was prospecting alone next
summer.
"Hello, Bill," said he, abrupt-like. "Cook a double supply of bacon."
"Sure," I said. "Got any eating tobacco, Lungy?"
"Bill," said he, after we had fed our respective faces, "did you ever
wonder why that Swede received such prompt recognition without
controversy for his absent patellar reflex?"
"Never wonder about anything else," said I. "Why?"
"It was this way," said he. "The crowd that robbed Sile Wilson found
they had sold too much stock, and quit mining ore to run it down so they
could buy it back. Some big holders hung on, and they had to make the
play strong. So they went broke for fair, and let Brady's widow and Pete
and a lot of others get judgments, and they bought up the certificates
of sale. D'ye see?"
"Kind of," said I. "It'll come to me all right."
"It was a stock market harvest of death," said Lungy. "The judgments
were to wipe out all the stock. This convinces me that the vein is
hidden and not lost, as you said."
"I thought I mentioned the fact," said I, "that Brady showed me the
ore-chute."
"That's why I'm here," said he. "I want you to find Pete Peterson for
me."
"Why?" I said.
"Because," answered Addison, "he's got the junior certificate."
"Give me the grips and passwords," I demanded; "the secret work of the
order may clear it up."
"Listen," said he. "Each certificate calls for a deed to the mine the
day it's a year old; but the younger can redeem from the older by paying
them off--the second from the first, the third from the second, and so
on."
"Kind of rotation pool," said I, "with Pete's claim as ball fifteen?"
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