Yesterdays in the PhilippinesStevens, Joseph Earle
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Yesterdays in the Philippines
Stevens, Joseph Earle
Philippines -- Description and travel
The black plague at Hong Kong does not seem to diminish, as was
expected, and it is said that many people are leaving the city. All
steamers coming from that port to this suffer a fortnight's quarantine
down the Bay, and, if the difficulty continues much longer, Manila
markets will be destitute of two of their chief staples--mutton and
potatoes--both of which have to come across from China, or down from
Japan. And speaking of sheep, Captain Tayler, of the Esmeralda,
has had another of his usual interesting experiences with the
custom-house. Just as his vessel, fresh from quarantine and Hong Kong,
had been visited by the doctor, on her way to her berth some distance
up the river, one of the sheep died. Rule number something-or-other
in the Code of the Sanidad says that anything or anybody dying during
the day must be buried before sundown, under penalty, for neglect,
of $50. Rule number something-else in the Customs Code, however,
says that the captain of any vessel turning out cargo short or in
excess of the amount called for by the manifest shall be fined $100
for each piece too many or too little. If my good friend, the Captain,
buried the sheep, he would be fined $100 at the custom-house for short
out-turn. If he didn't bury it, the Board of Health would come down on
him for $50, for neglecting regulations. The Captain, being a wise man,
decided that it was more politic to be in the right with the doctor
than with the officials at the custom-house, and at some considerable
expense sent the sheep on shore and had it buried with due honors. He
could not have thrown it into the river, for this would have been
to incur an additional fine. Next morning, he presented the ship's
manifest and a sheep's tail at the custom-house and the discharge of
the live stock was begun. But, tail or no tail, the officials found
the ship one sheep short and the Esmeralda was fined $100. Not quite
so barefaced as the swindling of the poor skipper who came over from
China with a load of paving-stones for Manila's Street Department. His
vessel turned out seven paving-stones too many, and the fine was $700.
In the language of Daniel Webster, I "refrain from saying" that a few
dollars or a good dinner, bestowed upon the right person, in Manila,
often go a long way toward throwing some official off the scent in
his hungry search for irregularity, but am willing to admit that, in
dealing with customs men who frequently "examine" cases of champagne
by drinking up the contents of a bottle from each one in order to
see that the liquid is not chloroform or cologne, one must keep his
purse full, his talk cool, and his temper on ice.
June 25, 1894.
Last Monday was the monthly bank-holiday again, and three of us had
previously decided to take a journey southward for the purpose of
seeing one of Luzon's active volcanoes and getting a little change
of air and "chow."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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