Yorkshire Oddities, Incidents, and Strange EventsBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Yorkshire Oddities, Incidents, and Strange Events
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Legends -- England -- Yorkshire; Yorkshire (England) -- Miscellanea
The warmth of Peg's pocket revived the seemingly dead eels, and they
began to wriggle out to enjoy a little fresh air. The lady who was
sitting beside Peg, happening to look down, saw what she thought was a
serpent writhing into her lap, and several hideous heads breaking out of
the side of Mistress Margaret Wharton. She uttered an awful shriek,
bounded to her feet, pulled the checkstring, and cried, "Madam! madam!
you are swarming with adders! Coachman, stop! Let me out! let me out!"
Mistress Wharton coolly looked at the eels, now escaping rapidly from
her pocket, gathered them up, and shoved them into her reticule, saying,
"I protest, madam, it is only my eels come to life. Sit you down again,
and don't be frightened."
One day at Scarborough she had ordered a large meat-pie to be baked for
dinner. It was a very large one--to serve for herself, some visitors,
and all the servants. When it was made she ordered the footman to take
it to the bakehouse, but he declined, saying that it was not his place,
neither did it comport with his dignity, to be seen in Scarborough
stalking through the streets in plush and tags, bearing a huge meat-pie.
Mistress Margaret then ordered the coachman to take it, but he declined.
"Bring out the carriage, then!" said Peg Pennyworth. The horses were
harnessed; the coachman put on his powdered wig and mounted the box; the
footman took his place behind; and Mistress Margaret Wharton, bearing
the meat-pie, sat in state in the carriage. "Drive to the bakehouse."
So the coachman whipped his horses, and the meat-pie was carried thus to
the baker's. An hour or two later the carriage was ordered out again,
the coachman remounted the box, the footman took his stand behind, and
the lady drove to the bakehouse to fetch her pie, which she carried back
thus to her house. "Now," said she to the coachman, "you have kept your
place, which is to drive; and you," turning to the footman, "have kept
yours, which is to wait; and now we shall all have some of the pie."
Mistress Wharton had a visiting acquaintance with a lady, a clergyman's
wife, in York. On the death of her husband, the widow retired with her
four daughters to Thirsk, and she invited Peg Pennyworth to visit her.
To her dismay, one day up drove Mistress Wharton in her carriage, with
coachman, footman, and lady's maid. The widow, whose means were not very
ample, endured having all these people quartered on her for a month, but
at the expiration of that time she was obliged to hint to the nephew of
her guest that "the pressure on her means was rather greater than she
could bear."
"Let my aunt have her way," said Mr. Wharton. "I will pay you two
hundred a year during her life, and one hundred during your own, should
you survive her."
Mistress Margaret Wharton never left the house of the widow, but died
there after some years, in the one hundred and third year of her age, in
1791. The annuity was regularly paid to the widow lady to the day of her
death.
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