Yorkshire Oddities, Incidents, and Strange EventsBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Yorkshire Oddities, Incidents, and Strange Events
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Legends -- England -- Yorkshire; Yorkshire (England) -- Miscellanea
"We have frequently seen him at work, and were it not from the more
frequent handling of the articles operated on, and the nearness of his
fingers to the edge of the chisel or saw, there was nothing apparently
to distinguish his manner from that of an ordinary workman. In 1868 we
found him at work in the church, repairing the seats, and watched him
for some time before he was conscious of the presence of any one. He
showed us what he had done--lowered the fronts of both the pulpit and
reading-desk, the one twenty inches, the other a foot: brought forward a
pew some three feet, and refronted it with panels of old carved oak,
which he asserted was very difficult to work over again; showed us a
piece of carving which he, in conjunction with the churchwarden, had
only discovered the day before, and which was upwards of 200 years old;
led the way into the belfry, giving a word of advice to be careful in
ascending the old rickety stairs; showed the clock, which he had under
his care to keep clean and in going order. At this point, while seated
on a bench, he gave us a narrative of his first acquaintance with the
clock, which we give in his own words as nearly as we can
remember:--[11] "You see, our clock is yan o' these and fashion'd
handmade 'uns, not made exact and true by machinery as they are now, but
ivvery wheel cut an' filed by hand. Aud Snow, a notified clock-makker
'at lived up aboon abit here, had the managing of her a lang time, at so
much a year. He used to come just at t' time when his year was up, give
t' aud clock a fether full o' oil, tak his brass, and there was no mair
on him till t' next year. At last she gat as she wadn't gang at all; she
wad naither turn pointers nor strike. T' foaks i' t' toon were sadly
dissatisfied; they neither knew when to get up nor gang to bed, as they
had done afore, when t' clock was all reet. T' church-maister sent for
t' clock-maker, and he come an' come ageean, an' fizzled an faff'd aboot
her, but nivver did her a farthing's worth o' good. At last he was
forced to give her up as a bad job; she was fairly worn out, an' she wad
nivver be no better till she was mended with a new un; and that's aboon
twenty year sin, an' t' aud clock's here yet. Then Johnny Gill, another
clever fellow, took her under hands, and she lick'd him as fairly as
she'd deean aud Snow. I was i' t' church by mysel one day, I hardly know
what aboot, when it com' into my heead 'at I would try my hand at her;
I nivver had deean nowt o' t' sort; but if ye nivver try, ye nivver can
dea (do) nowt. So t' first thing I did was to give her a reet good
feelin' all ower her; an' then, heving settled all her parts fairly i'
my mind, I fell to work and took her to pieces, bit by bit, got all t'
works out of her, and cleaned her all ower reet soundly, particularly t'
pivots, and then gav 'em all a sup o' nice oil; then I put her together
ageean; efter a few trials I got her all reet, got her started--she
strake an' kept time like a good un.
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