Yorkshire Oddities, Incidents, and Strange EventsBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Yorkshire Oddities, Incidents, and Strange Events
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Legends -- England -- Yorkshire; Yorkshire (England) -- Miscellanea
He began to speculate in corn, flax, and potatoes, and having
considerable natural shrewdness underlying his eccentric manners, he
managed to realise enough to support himself comfortably. He invested
£4000 in consols, and had £2000 lying at interest in a neighbouring
bank. He rode out with Lord Beaumont's foxhounds, always on Jupiter, who
was trained to jump as well as to run. When he was seen coming up on the
bull, Lord Beaumont would turn to those with him at the meet and say,
"Well, gentlemen, if we are not destined to find game to-day, we may be
sure of sport."
His dress was as extraordinary as his mount, for he wore a broad-brimmed
hat of lambskin, fully nine feet in circumference; his waistcoat was
like Joseph's coat of many colours, made of patchwork; his breeches were
of listings of various colours, plaited together by his housekeeper; and
he wore yellow boots.
Though Jupiter could keep up with the foxhunters for a few miles, his
powers of endurance were not so great as those of a horse, and he began
to lag. Lord Beaumont would pass Jemmy, and say, "Come, Mr. Hirst, you
will not be in at the death."
"No; but I shall at the dinner," was Jemmy's dry reply. Lord Beaumont
always took the hint and invited him to Carlton House to the hunting
dinner.
His Lordship had a nephew visiting him on one occasion, a London
exquisite, who thought he could amuse himself at Jemmy's expense. One
day at the meet this young man said to Captain Bolton, "Let us quiz the
old fellow."--"By all means," answered the captain; "but take care that
you do not get the worst of it."
When Jemmy came up, the young dandy, bowing to him on his saddle, said,
"I wish you a good morning, Joseph."
"My name isn't Joseph," answered Jemmy.
"Oh, I beg pardon. I mistook you by your coat and waistcoat for that
patriarch."
"Young man," said Jemmy, with perfect composure, "'t win't do to judge
by appearances. As I wor a-coming up, says I to mysen, 'You're a
gentleman.' When I gotten a bit closer, says I, 'Nay, he's a dandy.' And
now that I heard thee voice, I knows thou'rt nowt but a jackass."
Jemmy was out with the hounds one day, along with Lord Wharncliffe and
Lord Beaumont and several of the gentry of the neighbourhood. It was
agreed amongst them, unknown to Jemmy, that he should be let into a
scrape, if possible. Accordingly, after the start, Lord Wharncliffe kept
near him, and led him into a field surrounded by a low, thick hedge--low
enough for Jupiter to clear without any trouble. On the other side of
the hedge in one place there was a drinking-pond for the cattle, five or
six feet deep, and full of water at the time. Lord Wharncliffe kept
close by Jemmy, and edged towards where the pond was; and then, putting
spurs to his horse, he leaped the fence, and Jemmy did the same to
Jupiter, and clearing the hedge in gallant style, came splashing into
the water, and rolled off Jupiter.
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