Yorkshire Oddities, Incidents, and Strange EventsBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Yorkshire Oddities, Incidents, and Strange Events
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Legends -- England -- Yorkshire; Yorkshire (England) -- Miscellanea
Four gentlemen, including Lord Downe, were trustees of the Grammar
School at Drax, and made visits of inspection regularly every quarter.
Nancy was always prepared for these occasions. She had a clean cloth on
the table, a plentiful dinner provided, and a dumpling set before each
boy. But she took care to impress on each boarder that the one who left
the largest amount of dumpling on his plate would receive a reward, and
he should receive a hiding who emptied his plate. "And," said Mrs.
Nicholson, "let any boy beware how he looks sad or dissatisfied."
When these quarterly visits took place in the cold weather, she had a
large fire lighted in the school-room, round which she assembled the
boys, and when the trustees came in, she would address them with--"Well,
gentlemen, and you, my lord, you see how saucy these boys are; scarce
one of them has eaten his dumpling. And capital dumplings they are, my
lord and gentlemen!"
When Mr. and Mrs. Nicholson had been married about three years they took
an orphan niece of Mr. Nicholson's from Cumberland to provide for, and
to this child for several years she behaved with the greatest cruelty,
until at length Mrs. Nicholson's mother took compassion on the child,
and removed it to her own house. However, when Mrs. Nicholson considered
her niece capable of working, she insisted on her return, making her do
the work of a servant, and subjecting her to the harshest treatment. The
work was heavy, as she kept two or three cows, besides pigs and poultry.
The schoolboys were compelled to collect her eggs, and she caused them
to rob the neighbours to obtain a greater number. These depredations
were not unknown to the neighbours, but they good-naturedly excused the
boys, as they knew they were urged to them by Mrs. Nicholson. She gave
the boys a penny a score for all the eggs they could bring. She would
then say, "Now, boys, I have such nice apples; I will give you a good
pennyworth of apples for your penny; do have a pennyworth." The boys
durst not object, and bought the apples. But still she was not
satisfied, but would say, "Come, I will play you a game at push-pin for
your apples, and I daresay you will win." However, as may be supposed,
they never were suffered to win, so that she obtained eggs, penny,
apples, and pins also. She committed various other depredations on the
property of her neighbours, such as taking coals, corn, goslings--and,
in short, anything that came within her reach. One Sunday morning, while
the neighbours were at church, she made some of the boys assist her in
stealing a hen and fourteen chickens. These she confined in a brick oven
till the following morning, when she took them to Selby and disposed of
them in the market.
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