Yorkshire Oddities, Incidents, and Strange EventsBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Yorkshire Oddities, Incidents, and Strange Events
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Legends -- England -- Yorkshire; Yorkshire (England) -- Miscellanea
The pear-stealer was caught, and on the first opportunity brought before
the magistrates at Thirsk. The presiding magistrate--I think it was Sir
John Galway, but am not certain--deemed it advisable to caution John
M---- against too free a use of his gun.
"You know, my good friend, that a gun loaded with a bullet might have
killed the man who stole your pears."
"Ah, it might, and it would, but t' gun snecked (kicked) as I were
blazin' wi' it."
"If the gun had not 'snecked,' as you call it, the bullet would probably
have gone into the poor fellow's heart and killed him dead."
"I'll tak' care it deean't sneck again," said Old John, who had no
scruples against shooting a pear-stealer.
Whilst in the parish of Topcliffe I am constrained to relate an anecdote
illustrative of Yorkshire shrewdness, though unconnected with
Mealy-Face.
An old woman--Molly Jakes, we will call her--died, or was thought to
have died, and was buried by the parish. A few days after the funeral
the vicar was talking to the sexton, when the latter said, drawing the
back of his hand across his nose, "Ye thowt old Molly Jakes were deead,
sur?"
"Dead, dead! bless my soul! of course she was."
"Well, mebbe she is neah (now)."
"What do you mean? Speak, for heaven's sake!"
"Nay, sur, it's nowt! Only I thowt efter I'd thrown the mould in as I
heeard her movin' and grum'ling under t' greand (ground)."
"You dug her up at once, of course, man?"
"Nay," said the sexton, "I know two o' that," casting a knowing look at
the parson. "T' parish paid one burying: who was to pay me for digging
her up and putting her in ageean, if she died once maire? Besides," said
the sexton, drawing his hand back again across his nose, "Old Molly cost
t' parish hef-a-croon a week when she war wick (alive). Noo she's felted
(hidden) under t' greeand, she costs nowt. If I'd dug her up and she
lived ever seah (so) long, what would ha' t' rate-payers 'a said teah
(to) me?"
John M----, once, when I was in his house, told me a curious tale about
himself. He was riding one night to Thirsk, when he suddenly saw passing
him a radiant boy on a white horse. There was no sound of footfall as he
drew nigh. Old John was first aware of the approach of the mysterious
rider by seeing the shadow of himself and his horse flung before him on
the high-road. Thinking there might be a carriage with lamps, he was not
alarmed till by the shortening of the shadow he knew that the light must
be near him, and then he was surprised to hear no sound. He thereupon
turned in his saddle, and at the same moment the radiant boy passed him.
He was a child of about eleven, with a bright, fresh face.
"Had he any clothes on, and, if so, what were they like?" I asked. But
John was unable to tell me. His astonishment was so great that he took
no notice of particulars.
The boy rode on till he came to a gate which led into a field. He
stooped as if to open the gate, rode through, and all was instantly
dark.
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