Yorkshire Oddities, Incidents, and Strange EventsBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Yorkshire Oddities, Incidents, and Strange Events
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Legends -- England -- Yorkshire; Yorkshire (England) -- Miscellanea
At Laycock, two miles west of Keighley, at a farm called "The Worlds,"
lived a close-fisted yeoman named Sharp, at the end of last century and
the beginning of this. He carried on a small weaving business in
addition to his farm, and amassed a considerable sum of money. The story
goes that on one occasion old Sharp brought a piece of cloth to the
Keighley tailor and told him to make a coat for him out of it. The
tailor on measuring the farmer pronounced the cloth to be insufficient
to allow of tails to the coat, and asked what he was to do under the
circumstances. "Tho' mun make it three laps,"--_i.e._, _any way_. The
expression stuck to him, and till the day of his death the name of
"Three Laps" adhered to him, when it passed to his still more eccentric
son.
This son, William Sharp, for a while followed the trade of a weaver, but
was more inclined to range the moors with his gun than stick to his
loom; and the evenings generally found him in the bar of the "Devonshire
Inn" at Keighley, the landlord of which was a Mr. Morgan. Young Three
Laps was fond of chaffing his boon companions. On one occasion he
encountered a commercial traveller in the timber trade, and began his
banter by asking him the price of a pair of mahogany "laithe" (barn)
doors. The traveller, prompted by Mr. Morgan, drew him out, and booked
his order.
After some weeks the invoice of mahogany barn-doors, price upwards of
£30, was forwarded to William Sharp. Young Three Laps was beside his
wits with dismay, and had recourse to Mr. Morgan, and through his
intervention the imaginary mahogany barn-doors were not sent.
The barmaid of the "Devonshire" was a comely, respectable young woman,
the daughter of a neighbouring farmer named Smith. William Sharp fell
desperately in love with the girl, proposed, and was accepted. The day
for the wedding was fixed, and the young man went to Keighley Church at
the appointed hour to be married. But the bride was not there. At the
last moment a difficulty had arisen about the settlements. Mr. Smith
could not induce Old Three Laps to bestow on his son sufficient money to
support him in a married condition, and the two old men had quarrelled
and torn up the settlements.
The blow was more than the mind of William Sharp could bear. He returned
to "The Worlds" sulky, went to bed, and never rose from it again. For
forty-nine years he kept to his bed, and refused to speak to anyone. He
was just thirty years old when he thus isolated himself from society and
active life, and he died in his bed at the age of seventy-nine, on March
3rd, 1856.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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