Black, Jack, 1871-1932; Criminals -- Canada -- Biography; Criminals -- United States -- Biography
“I’ll make the cribs myself. I’m dynamite with them old brums in the
cribs,” he declared, with a satisfied, confident air.
The “brass” was portioned out and they started uptown to “tell the
natives how it happened.” There is no more industrious person than a
half-drunk brass peddler out on the street “making a plunge” for enough
coin to buy himself another micky of alcohol. The first peddler
returned in an hour with his quota of “Dr. Hall” (alcohol), and the
drinking began afresh. George, Johnnie, and I had enough; we drank
sparingly. One by one they straggled in with their bottles till all had
arrived but Gold Tooth.
There was much speculation as to what had happened to him, and his
“tribe” finally decided he had been “yaffled by the town whittler.” In
the language of the bums “yaffled” is arrested, and the “town whittler”
is the constable, so-called because he is usually found sitting in some
comfortable place whittling a stick.
When Gold Tooth did show up, it was evident that he would have been
lucky had the town whittler got him first. Blood was running down his
face from wounds on his head, his shirt was in strands, and he was
raving.
“Look at me,” he screamed, “this is the rankest deal I’ve got in my ten
years on the road. And where do you think I got it? In Salt Chunk
Mary’s. I go in her joint and drop a hoop to one of her frowsy little
brums for nine dollars. I’m decent enough to buy her a bottle of beer
when she pays me for my brass. When she goes out for the beer she shows
the hoop to Mary. She comes in and deliberately orders me to blow back
the jane’s nine bucks. I tells her there’s nothing doin’ and starts for
the door. Mary hits me in the back of the head with a bottle of beer,
and when I go down she puts the boots to me.”
George sat up and looked at the speaker curiously.
Still standing by the fire, he continued: “That’s what I get for bein’ a
good bum. I’m goin’ back up there to-night and burn down her shack; the
dirty, big, red-headed Amazonian battle-ax. I’ll——”
“Hey, you,” said George from across the fire, “you’re a liar.” His
little dead blue eyes were blazing like a wounded wild boar’s. “You was
a good bum, but you’re dog meat now.” A gun flashed from beneath his
coat, and he fired into Gold Tooth twice. Six feet away, I could *feel*
the slugs hit him. His head fell forward and both hands went to his
chest, where he was hit. He turned round, like a dog getting ready to
lie down and fell on his face. His hat rolled into the fire. His hands
were clawing the red-hot coals.
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