Dramatists -- Juvenile fiction; Radio acting -- Juvenile fiction; Radio broadcasting -- Juvenile fiction
An FKIP loudspeaker, scratchy and metallic, tin-panned the harmony of a
quartet as Joe went toward the elevators; his shoulders swayed. The
first moment of disappointment had passed. The voice in the hall, he
told himself, had been one of those things; the _I Want Work_ platter
was still a turkey. Long before this every producer, every casting
director, every station must have heard the story of how Vic Wylie had
ridden along with him. If the _I Want Work_ show had sold, he’d have had
a part. He couldn’t miss. He carried Wylie’s stamp of approval and Wylie
was tops as a picker. If he was good enough for Wylie, he was good
enough for any of them. He watched a dial that announced the descent of
the elevator. The elevator stopped, and Amby Carver stepped out.
At sight of Joe Carlin the agent’s eyes blinked. Then the cane made a
flourish. “Joe, you’re just the man I’m looking for. I’m getting a
couple of parts lined up—”
“Doesn’t Mrs. Munson’s nephew want them?” Joe asked. He pushed back his
hat.
“Joe,” little Amby said earnestly, “you got me wrong. All wrong. Look!
Sure I was after a job with Munson. Why not? Do you know when I tried to
bring the nephew in? After I read the script. If you want to click with
an afternoon show it’s got to have yum-yum. Is there any love in this
Sue Davis show? Amby Carver’s asking you. I told Munson the script was
stinko. Does your agent want you in a stinko show that ruins your
reputation? So I try to get the nephew in. I tell Munson the show is
such a stinko only a good actor like his nephew can save it. That leaves
me in the middle. If the show flops, hadn’t I warned him? Even his
nephew couldn’t save it. If it gets orchids, his nephew did save it.
Either way, Amby Carver’s in right.”
“Why didn’t you tell me this at the start?” Joe asked.
“Look! You expect me to call you at Wylie’s? That’s out. I’m off Vic.”
“I have a telephone at home.”
“The last time,” Amby said with heat, “somebody calls that it’s that
Carver person. Am I supposed to like that? I’m your agent. I’ve been
hustling for you. I—”
“You tried to get Sonny Baker back from the coast,” Joe drawled.
Amby pulled out a handkerchief and mopped his face. “I want to tell you
about that.”
Joe said: “Don’t bother.”
Amby’s eyes studied the boy obliquely. The handkerchief touched the
microscopic mustache delicately, and his voice was soft. “I wouldn’t
swallow everything I’m told, Joe; Vic’s picked lemons before. Some day
when you find Sonny Baker in your hair, don’t come weeping and wailing
to me. You’ve asked for it.”
The next elevator carried down a well-pleased-with-himself Joe Carlin.
Amby Carver now knew he couldn’t be pushed around. Let the agent bring
Sonny Baker back—Sonny was no longer anything to worry about. When you
were good enough for sneering, insulting Wylie, you were good enough for
any of them.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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