Young Earnest: The Romance of a Bad Start in LifeCannan, Gilbert
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Young Earnest: The Romance of a Bad Start in Life
Cannan, Gilbert
English fiction -- 20th century
By killing off an imaginary grandmother, Ann procured a half-day off
from her work and spent the afternoon with Rita, who was weak and
dispirited by the great heat which filled the mews with stale air and
brought old fumes and stenches from the stables. There had been
thunder and storms, and the two youngest children were down with
colic. Joe had disappeared with Click and Billy, who, to Rita's great
distress, had begun to seek her husband's company and to give him
money--at least she supposed they did, for he had nowhere else to get
it. All day long Rita talked about a bed her mother had bought for the
best bedroom just before she married again, a beautiful bed with four
big brass knobs and sixteen little brass knobs, and a bit of brass
making a pattern at the head. And it had a real eiderdown, and the
springs were not like ordinary springs, but spirals. When she had
exhausted the wonder of the bed she began an endless story of the
aspidistra and Mr. 'Awkins who undertook to water it and forgot for a
whole week, when the leaves one by one went yellow and brown. Into
this story was woven all the romance that had ever crept into Rita's
life, and as a good deal had crept in through the unlikeliest corners,
it was a long story. She kept it going, as it were, by killing off the
leaves of the aspidistra to mark the chapters. Mr. 'Awkins was a
wonderful man, but he never quite said it, and Joe wouldn't take no
for an answer, and Joe really did seem to be fond of her, "and mother
could be awful." Besides Joe did promise to make a home for her, and
they did go and look at furniture on Saturdays, but always after they
had looked at furniture they used to go to music-halls, so they never
had the money to buy it. And then they got married.
For hours Ann sat listening to the woman's voice droning on. The elder
children had been taken charge of by neighbors. The others needed
constant attention. Joe came home in the evening, merrily drunk. Ann
met him at the door and told him he could not come in. He swore at her
and vowed he would. She struggled with him. He was fuddled and
uncertain on his legs, and she very quickly had him slithering down
the stairs. He sat at the bottom and roared:
"Jezebubble! That's what you are! Jezebubble! Throwing people down!"
Ann had gone to the window, and seeing René in the yard opposite, she
called to him and told him to take Joe away and make him sober. René
came running up, dragged Joe to his feet, lugged him into the yard,
and held his head under the tap. Joe spluttered and cursed, and when
he was released, stood up with the water streaming from his hair,
eyes, and mouth. He showed fight. René caught him by the neck and
threatened to turn on the tap again unless he showed himself amenable
to reason.
Ann called:
"Take him away."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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