As Tom waxed old, however, he grew thoughtful. Having secured the
good things of this world, he began to feel anxious about those of
the next. He thought with regret on the bargain he had made with
his black friend, and set his wits to work to cheat him out of
the conditions. He became, therefore, all of a sudden, a violent
church-goer. He prayed loudly and strenuously, as if Heaven were
to be taken by force of lungs. Indeed, one might always tell when
he had sinned most during the week, by the clamor of his Sunday
devotion. The quiet Christians who had been modestly and steadfastly
travelling Zionward, were struck with self-reproach at seeing
themselves so suddenly outstripped in their career by this new-made
convert. Tom was as rigid in religious as in money matters; he was a
stern supervisor and censurer of his neighbors, and seemed to think
every sin entered up to their account became a credit on his own
side of the page. He even talked of the expediency of reviving the
persecution of Quakers and Anabaptists. In a word, Tom’s zeal became
as notorious as his riches.
Still, in spite of all this strenuous attention to forms, Tom had a
lurking dread that the devil, after all, would have his due. That he
might not be taken unawares, therefore, it is said he always carried
a small Bible in his coat pocket. He had also a great folio Bible
on his counting-house desk, and would frequently be found reading
it when people called on business; on such occasions he would lay
his green spectacles on the book to mark the place, while he turned
around to drive some usurious bargain.
Some say that Tom grew a little crack-brained in his old days, and
that, fancying his end approaching, he had his horse new shod,
saddled, and bridled, and buried with his feet uppermost; because
he supposed that at the last day the world would be turned upside
down,—in which case he should find his horse standing ready for
mounting, and he was determined at the worst to give his old friend
a run for it. This, however, is probably a mere old wives’ fable. If
he really did take such a precaution, it was totally superfluous; at
least so says the authentic old legend, which closes his story in the
following manner:
On one hot afternoon in the dog-days, just as a terrible black
thunder-gust was coming up, Tom sat in his counting-house in his
white linen cap and India silk morning-gown. He was on the point
of foreclosing a mortgage, by which he would complete the ruin of
an unlucky land-speculator, for whom he had professed the greatest
friendship. The poor land-jobber begged him to grant a few months’
indulgence. Tom had grown testy and irritated, and refused another
day.
“My family will be ruined, and brought upon the parish,” said the
land-jobber.
[Illustration: MASONIC TEMPLE.]
“Charity begins at home,” replied Tom; “I must take care of myself in
these hard times.”
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