The story of the great Cheshire Cheese was once a New England
wonder-tale, but was seldom correctly told, in all of its essential
details. The making of it furnishes a picture of the early humor
of the village, than which few pastoral scenes can be more
pleasing, or more widely in contrast with many of the grim Puritan
legends. Cheshire has a cheese-factory now; then every farm had a
cheese-press. There was joy among the industrious dames of Cheshire,
when the old stage-driver of the Berkshire Hills blew his horn, and
swung his hat, and shouted, “Hurrah for President Jefferson!” The
buxom dairy-women had been well-schooled in Democratic politics by
Elder Leland, himself an intimate friend of Jefferson, and a disciple
of the broad principles of the Declaration.
“Toot, toot for Jefferson!” rung out the horn and voice of
Cameralsman, the lusty stage-driver, as he passed through the thrifty
Mason farms.
“Jefferson it is!” said Freelove Mason, the ruddiest dame of the
Berkshire Hills; “and how shall we celebrate our victory like free
and honest people that we are?”
“How?” said the Cheshire dames. “We will make the biggest cheese
ever pressed in America,—such an one as the farmers have been joking
about,—and send it to the new President for a present. Every cow in
Berkshire shall furnish the milk for the curd.”
I need not say that the great cheese was made. All the Yankee world
knows that. The summer of bobolinks and morning-glories that followed
the political spring of happiness in Cheshire saw a great gathering
of curds on a certain day, and all the kirtled dames met at Elisha
Brown’s, and compounded the mammoth gift to the President.
It was pressed in a cider-mill, and if it did not require four horses
to draw it, it is said that that number was harnessed to the vehicle
that brought it from the press, where it had been pressed for ten
days. It weighed one thousand two hundred and thirty-five pounds, was
carried to the Hudson and shipped to Washington. Elder Leland went
with the great cheese, “preaching,” as he said, “all the way.”
The stately correspondence between Leland and Jefferson, in offering
and accepting the gift, is still preserved. Those were the days
when every voter supposed himself to be a born king by right of the
Constitution, and it took the old formal style of writing to express
the sentiments of the new monarchs. Jefferson’s letter, accepting
the great cheese, was worthy of the author of “When in the course of
human events.”
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