"The best thing I can do under the circumstances. I have applied for,
and obtained, leave of absence, so I will give this infernal tenor the
antidote to-day, and start for Rome by the night train."
"But when you arrive at Rome?"
"I will see Madame Morone, and tell her that I removed the body of
Pallanza from the pillar."
"The body, Beltrami! You forget Pallanza is alive!"
"Of course he is, but I'm not going to tell her that. Cospetto! if she
discovered that this devil of a tenor was still in existence my power
over her would be gone, and she would not marry me. Ecco!"
"But as Pallanza will sing again, she is bound to find it out sooner
or later."
"Eh! no doubt, Signor Hugo; but by the time she finds out I hope to be
married. In that case it does not matter. Besides, I am going to make
Pallanza promise not to sing anywhere for a month."
"Suppose he refuses?"
"He won't refuse. Dame! he owes me something for bringing him into
existence again."
"And what about the doctor?"
"He will soon be here," said Beltrami, glancing at his watch; "I
expect him every minute."
"Will he keep this affair quiet?"
"Per Bacco! I should think so, mon ami. I ascertained that before I
told him anything. Not that I told him much, ma foi, no! I invented a
delightful story about Pallanza, which he swallowed as easily as I do
this wine."
"And the story?"
"I have not the time to tell it to you, but it is a beautiful story,
worthy of Boccaccio. Oh, he will keep his mouth shut, I promise you,
Hugo. He is a great friend of mine, and I never associate with those
who talk of other people's business."
"Have you the antidote, Marchese?"
"Here it is," said Beltrami, rising and taking the small bottle from
his desk near the window; "and, ma foi! here is the doctor coming up
the street."
"How fond you are of French," I remarked, laughingly. "Parisian
ejaculations are never out of your mouth."
"One must ejaculate in some language, Hugo, and I've been so often in
Paris that I've got into the trick in some way."
"What about London?"
"Your city of fogs! Eh! You know I cannot master your tongue, Signor
Hugo. 'You are a beautiful mees; I loove you'--Dio! what a difficulty
I had in learning those two sentences."
"Which are perfectly useless."
"I have not found them so. But here is Signor Avenza, the doctor I
spoke of. Good-day, for the second time, my friend. Permit me to
introduce Signor Hugo Cranston, an Englishman."
The doctor, a fat little man with a round smiling face and two
twinkling black eyes, executed an elaborate bow, for which purpose he
brought his feet smartly together in military fashion, and, having
thus saluted me, rashly entered into a contest with the English
language, which vanquished him at once.
"I spik Inglis," he said, mincingly. Then, with a gigantic effort, "Gif
me your tongue! Ah! he is bad. Dis writing is your cure. Goot-day! I
vil taake a leetle valk wis you agin."