Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel — David Hume — John Shaqi
Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel
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"Don't you make any such mistake. I never seek cheap praise by crying
down my virtues. Were you my father-confessor--which you are not--and
I religious--which I have no inclination to be--I should shock you
into Hilda's state. Poor little thing, what an undisciplined mind she
has, and how she does work for those tyrants the emotions! I think you
had better send for Joan: she is used to women who run wild."
"You put things unpleasantly," said he, uneasily.
"And truthfully. Answer my question, please."
"Joan arrives to-morrow with her mother."
"I am glad," Leah assured him fervently. "Too many female cooks can
never spoil the funeral broth. The more women you have in a mourning
house the better. We like to weep in company and to talk obituary
notices. That is, other women do. I fancy I have a dash of the man in
me, and this sort of undertaker rejoicing gives me the creeps."
Lionel secretly agreed with her, although he disapproved of the mode
of expression. Ostentatious grief he disliked, as most men do, and
discussing funeral emotions threadbare was not to his healthy liking.
Therefore did he talk business with Lady Jim. It was necessary to
distract his attention, she said, and so set about plundering the
heir. By the time coffee arrived Lionel had promised her the Curzon
Street house as a gift, and had agreed to pay all debts as the late
Duke had arranged. Also, untruthfully assured by Leah that her
temporal prosperity had suffered by the untimely demise of Jim, he
promised to pay a quarterly thousand a year for the rest of her life.
"Yes," said Lionel, emphatically, "even if you marry, Lady James."
"I have no intention of marrying yet," said Leah, who was busy with
Kümmel. She really felt that the consoling of a tearful widow required
Kümmel.
"I thought that Mr. Askew admired you."
"He admires a new schooner he has bought, and some woman in South
America. Oh, Mr. Askew has a catholic mind, I can tell you."
"Dr. Demetrius!"
"He has gone to Russia, I believe, on business connected with his
pardon. Didn't Joan tell you how he was taken ill in Paris?"
"Yes; what a strange thing!"
"Oh, I don't know. He once told me that he inherited fits--mother's
side. It was very rude of him to have one in my rooms, but some men
are so inconsiderate."
"He loves you."
"Or loved me--which?"
"Present tense, I fancy. Will you marry him?"
"Will I marry the Emperor of China, you mean. No, thanks; I have no
wish to live in a country of bounce and bombs. And I never could read
those novels written by men with unpronounceable names. Besides, I
can't bear dapper little men with waxed moustaches. I only tolerated
Dr. Demetrius because he was useful to Jim."
"A great friend of your husband's, I believe."
"Do you? Does one generally make a friend of one's doctor?"
"The man was certainly credited with being your friend. And more, he
talked openly of his love for you."