Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel — David Hume — John Shaqi
Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel
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The vivacious little fairy who warmly greeted Lady Jim and her solemn
escort was as pretty and fragile and dainty as a Dresden china
shepherdess, and quite a credit to the maid who re-created her every
morning. There was nothing natural about her, save her genuine
adoration of Billy, and that arose from a knowledge that royalty had
made it fashionable to exploit the nursery. Blonde and plump, jimp and
graceful, dressed in perfect taste, and coloured in the latest
fashion, she was popular even with her own discriminating sex. Hengist
thought her a respectable doll, with no particular vices, and did not
object to having her at the Castle. But he disapproved of Billy the
precocious, which was decidedly unfair, as Billy could scarcely help
shaping himself to the mould into which he had been slipped by a
mother who required his assistance to play the pretty comedy of the
widow's only son.
"How are you, Leah darling? So sweet you look, and Lord Hengist too. A
most unexpected meeting, and so delightful," babbled Lady Richardson,
who talked more and said less than any society gramophone. "Billy and
I are just going to Monte Carlo, to plunge on the red. Reggy Lake is
to meet us at the station; such a nice boy--Lancers, you know--a great
chum of Billy's. Won't you come too, Leah, to brighten Billy up? He's
got the hump, poor boy, as his new nerve-tonic doesn't suit him, and
such a lovely, lovely day as it is too. Don't you think so, Lord
Hengist?"
The respectable Hengist's hair bristled at this incoherent
speech, and did not lie down again at the look in Billy's eyes.
Dressed in a particularly smart Eton suit, gloved and silk-hatted and
patent-leather-booted with fashionable accuracy, the boy appraised
Lady Jim's beauty in a calm way, which would have made a captain of
dragoons blush. Behind his graceful, nonchalant, handsome mask of
youth was hidden an old, old man, and in many ways Hengist was his
junior. He certainly blushed when Leah gave him an amused glance, but
this was Billy's way of mashing the sex. He knew the value of youthful
diffidence, backed by mature knowledge.
"Should not your little boy be at school?" asked Hengist, scandalised
into an implied snub.
Sir William looked at the troubled face of his elder with the serenity
of a cherub. "Goin' back nex' week," said he, carefully dropping his
"g's." "Th' little mother wanted me to look after her for a bit."
"Billy can't trust me out of his sight," giggled Lady Richardson.
"He's so afraid I'll give him a second father."
"Not Reggy Lake, anyhow. He's a rotter!"
"What's a rotter, Sir Billy?" asked Lady Jim, enjoying the disgusted
looks of Hengist.
"A fellow who rots."
"What an admirable definition?"
Billy rapidly dropped his left eyelid, and showed a set of white
teeth. "I don't carry coals to _your_ Newcastle," he said
parabolically. "Say, Lady Jim, chuck this chappy, and come to
Charlie's Mount."