"I am glad to hear that Billy can blush at all," murmured Lady Jim.
"How's the betting, William?"
"Tolerable! I pulled off a fiver on Fly-by-Night; but a man in my form
lost a tenner, silly juggins."
"Oh! How old is that man?"
"Sixteen, and thinks he's twenty. Awfully saucy chap though. Went nap
on a girl, and another fella' scooped th' pool."
"Don't they teach English at Eton, Billy?"
The youth was quite undisturbed. "Try to," he assured her; "but
there's no snap about the classical rot they give us. Oh, here we
are."
"And there is Reggy," cried Lady Richardson, craning her dyed head out
of the window like another Jezebel. "How d'y do, Captain Lake? Lovely
day! So sorry we're late. You know Lady James Kaimes?"
"I have that pleasure," said the tall young soldier, saluting. "Very
sorry to hear your husband is ill, Lady James."
"Thanks! But I daresay Jamaica will pull him round, Captain Lake."
"Hope it won't," breathed Billy, at her elbow, as the lift soared.
"Why, you horrid little boy?"
"There'll be a chance for me."
"No, no! You're too much of a general lover, Billy."
"Girls do run a man so hard, nowadays," observed Billy, pathetically.
"It was different in your youth, no doubt. But I am not a girl, and
quite old enough to box the ears of conceited urchins."
"Do!--if you'll let me give you a kiss for a blow."
"What precocious Christianity! You had better apply to that pretty
American girl near the Casino door."
"Miss Mamie Mulrady? Oh, I can get her kisses without fightin'. Not
bad-lookin', is she? Lots of tin, an' as spry as they make 'em.
There's th' little mother an' that rotter chippin' into th' Casino.
Shall we follow, Lady Jim?"
They were stopped on the steps by Miss Mulrady, "who knew both, and
claimed acquaintance through a wholly unnecessary lorgnette. She was a
vivacious Wild West product, who exaggerated the vernacular, because
Europeans expected to find the Californian girl of fiction in real
life. Her exaggerated slang was assumed out of sheer amusement, and
she greatly enjoyed the amazed looks of those who heard her talk good
Anglo-Saxon, which she did, when she escaped from fools to forgather
with wise men.
"How are you, Miss Mulrady?" asked Billy solemnly.
"Keepin' afloat, I guess, but that's about all. The dollars I've lost
buckin' the tiger would have bought me a dozen husbands."
"Foreign ones are cheap, I believe," said Leah, admiring the
prairie-flower's Paris frock more than her republican manner.
"You make me smile. I'm goin' to run tandem with Sir Billy here--me
first and he the wheeler."
"No go," said the boy, quite able to hold his own. "I'm not goin' to
marry a Bret Harte girl."
"Oh, do," replied Miss Mulrady, in the purest of English, and placing
two small gloved hands together. "I'll be a wife and a mother in one."
"What economy!" smiled Lady Jim. "Are you coming into the 'devil's
parlour'?"
"Later. I'm waiting for Mr. Askew."