We now find Hume restored, though but for a brief period, to the
tranquil retirement of Ninewells; and undisturbed by public events,
civil or warlike, sitting down quietly among his books in the midst of
his family circle, consisting of his mother, his elder brother, and his
sister. It would be interesting to obtain a glimpse of this circle and
its habits; but the lapse of nearly a century has thrown it too far into
the shade of time, to permit of these minute objects being
distinguished. Perhaps the following scrap from the papers preserved by
Hume himself,[225:1] may represent the evening diversions of Ninewells.
It is written by another hand, but is touched and corrected here and
there by Hume. Whether or not it is intended to have any reference to
himself, is a matter on which I shall not attempt to forestall the
reader's judgment.
_Character of ----, written by himself._
1. A very good man, the constant purpose of whose life is to do
mischief.
2. Fancies he is disinterested, because he substitutes vanity in place
of all other passions.
3. Very industrious, without serving either himself or others.
4. Licentious in his pen, cautious in his words, still more so in his
actions.
5. Would have had no enemies, had he not courted them; seems desirous of
being hated by the public, but has only attained the being railed at.
6. Has never been hurt by his enemies, because he never hated any one of
them.
7. Exempt from vulgar prejudices--full of his own.
8. Very bashful, somewhat modest, no way humble.
9. A fool, capable of performances which few wise men can execute.
10. A wise man, guilty of indiscretions which the greatest simpletons
can perceive.
11. Sociable, though he lives in solitude.
12.[226:1]
13. An enthusiast, without religion; a philosopher, who despairs to
attain truth.
A moralist, who prefers instinct to reason.
A gallant, who gives no offence to husbands and mothers.
A scholar, without the ostentation of learning.
Sir Walter Scott says:--"We visited Corby castle on our return to
Scotland, which remains, in point of situation, as beautiful as when its
walks were celebrated by David Hume, in the only rhymes he was ever
known to be guilty of. Here they are from a pane of glass in an inn at
Carlisle,--
Here chicks in eggs for breakfast sprawl,
Here godless boys God's glories squall,
Here Scotchmen's heads do guard the wall,
But Corby's walks atone for all."[227:1]