A second time we have Lord Charlemont affording us a passing sketch of
Hume. Having had an opportunity of witnessing the philosopher's
reception in France, he says:--
"From what has been already said of him, it is apparent that
his conversation to strangers, and particularly to Frenchmen,
could be little delightful, and still more particularly, one
would suppose, to French women: and yet no lady's toilette was
complete without Hume's attendance. At the opera his broad
unmeaning face was usually seen _entre deux jolis minois_. The
ladies in France gave the ton, and the ton was deism: a
species of philosophy ill suited to the softer sex, in whose
delicate frame weakness is interesting, and timidity a
charm. . . . . How my friend Hume was able to endure the
encounter of these French female Titans, I know not. In
England, either his philosophic pride or his conviction that
infidelity was ill suited to women, made him perfectly averse
from the initiation of ladies into the mysteries of his
doctrine."[223:1]
The same characteristics are recorded by Grimm.[223:2] We have his
position still more vividly painted by Madame d'Epinay, according to
whom he must have undergone not a small portion of the martyrdom of
lionism. One of the "rages" of the day was the holding of cafés, or
giving entertainments in private houses, according to the arrangements
and etiquette of a public café. Among the amusements of the evening were
pantomimes, and acted tableaux. In these it was necessary that Hume
should take a _rôle_, and as he was always willing to conform to
established regulations, we find him seated as a sultan between two
obdurate beauties, intending to strike his bosom, but aiming the blows
at _le ventre_, and accompanying his acting with characteristic
exclamations.[224:1]
Hume's popularity in Paris appears to have somewhat disturbed Horace
Walpole's equanimity. He was too good an artist to be very angry, or to
express himself in terms of aggravated bitterness; but it is clear from
occasional notices, that, notwithstanding his professed admiration of
Scotsmen, it displeased him to find Hume the Scotsman sitting at the
king's gate. Writing to Lady Hervey on 14th Sept. 1765, he says, "Mr.
Hume, that is _the mode_, asked much about your ladyship."[225:1] Then
to Montague, on the 22d of the same month, and in allusion to the
conversation of the dinner-table in Paris: