SIR,--I shall only answer one article of your long letter: it
is that which regards the conversation we had the evening
before your departure. Mr. Davenport had contrived a
good-natured artifice, to make you believe that a retour
chaise was ready to set out for Wooton; and I believe he
caused an advertisement be put in the papers, in order the
better to deceive you. His purpose only was to save you some
expenses in the journey, which I thought a laudable project;
though I had no hand either in contriving or conducting it.
You entertained, however, a suspicion of his design, while we
were sitting alone by my fireside; and you reproached me with
concurring in it. I endeavoured to pacify you, and to divert
the discourse; but to no purpose. You sat sullen, and was
either silent, or made me very peevish answers. At last you
rose up, and took a turn or two about the room, when all of a
sudden, and to my great surprise, you clapped yourself on my
knee, threw your arms about my neck, kissed me with seeming
ardour, and bedewed my face with tears. You exclaimed, "My
dear friend, can you ever pardon this folly? After all the
pains you have taken to serve me, after the numberless
instances of friendship you have given me, here I reward you
with this ill-humour and sullenness. But your forgiveness of
me will be a new instance of your friendship; and I hope you
will find at bottom, that my heart is not unworthy of it."
I was very much affected, I own; and I believe a very tender
scene passed between us. You added, by way of compliment no
doubt, that though I had many better titles to recommend me to
posterity, yet perhaps my uncommon attachment to a poor,
unhappy, and persecuted man, would not be altogether
overlooked.
This incident was somewhat remarkable; and it is impossible
that either you or I could so soon have forgot it. But you
have had the assurance to tell me the story twice, in a manner
so different, or rather so opposite, that when I persist, as I
do, in this account, it necessarily follows, that either you
are, or I am, a liar. You imagine, perhaps, that because the
incident passed privately without a witness, the question will
lie between the credibility of your assertion and of mine. But
you shall not have this advantage or disadvantage, whichever
you are pleased to term it. I shall produce against you other
proofs, which will put the matter beyond controversy.
First, You are not aware, that I have a letter under your
hand, which is tolerably irreconcilable with your account, and
confirms mine.[343:1]
Secondly, I told the story the next day, or the day after, to
Mr. Davenport, with a view of preventing any such good-natured
artifices for the future. He surely remembers it.