Slivers was just going out to seek him when the door of his office was
violently flung open, and a tall, raw-boned female entered in a very
excited manner. Dressed in a dusty black gown, with a crape bonnet
placed askew on her rough hair, this lady banged on Slivers’ table a
huge umbrella and demanded where Villiers was.
‘I don’t know,’ snapped Slivers, viciously; ‘how the devil should I?’
‘Don’t swear at me, you wooden-legged little monster,’ cried the virago,
with another bang of the umbrella, which raised such a cloud of dust
that it nearly made Slivers sneeze his head off. ‘He ain’t been home
all night, and you’ve been leading him into bad habits, you cork-armed
libertine.’
‘Hasn’t been home all night, eh?’ said Slivers, sitting up quickly,
while Billy, who had been considerably alarmed at the gaunt female,
retired to the fireplace, and tried to conceal himself up the chimney.
‘May I ask who you are?’
‘You may,’ said the angry lady, folding her arms and holding the
umbrella in such an awkward manner that she nearly poked Slivers’
remaining eye out.
‘Well, who are you?’ snapped Slivers, crossly, after waiting a
reasonable time for an answer and getting none.
‘I’m his landlady,’ retorted the other, with a defiant snort. ‘Matilda
Cheedle is my name, and I don’t care who knows it.’
‘It’s not a pretty name,’ snarled Slivers, prodding the ground with his
wooden leg, as he always did when angry. ‘Neither are you. What do
you mean by banging into my office like an insane giraffe?’--this in
allusion to Mrs Cheedle’s height.
‘Oh, go on! go on!’ said that lady defiantly; ‘I’ve heard it all before;
I’m used to it; but here I sit until you tell me where my lodger is;’
and suiting the action to the word, Mrs Cheedle sat down in a chair with
such a bang that Billy gave a screech of alarm and said, ‘Pickles!’
‘Pickles, you little bag of bones!’ cried Mrs Cheedle, who thought that
the word had proceeded from Slivers, ‘don’t you call me “Pickles”--but
I’m used to it. I’m a lonely woman since Cheedle went to the cemetery,
and I’m always being insulted. Oh, my nerves are shattered under such
treatment’--this last because she saw the whisky bottle on the table,
and thought she might get some.
Slivers took the hint, and filling a glass with whisky and water passed
it to her, and Mrs Cheedle, with many protestations that she never
touched spirits, drank it to the last drop.
‘Was Villiers always in the habit of coming home?’ he asked.
‘Always,’ replied Mrs Cheedle; ‘he’s bin with me eighteen months and
never stopped out one night; if he had,’ grimly, ‘I’d have known the
reason of his rampagin’.’
‘Strange,’ said Slivers, thoughtfully, fixing Mrs Cheedle with his one
eye; ‘when did you see him last?’