Monsieur Judas: A Paradox — David Hume — John Shaqi
Monsieur Judas: A Paradox
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"Certainly; if only to disabuse your mind of the suspicions put into
it by that infernal scoundrel there."
The Frenchman, at whom this compliment was pointed, threw an ugly look
at the millionaire which foreboded anything but good to that
gentleman's well-being, but with his accustomed presence of mind soon
recovered himself with an enigmatic smile.
"My faith, this 'dear Spolgers' is a tragedy of one act. Is it not
so?"
"No, it isn't," retorted Mr. Spolger, tartly; "and now, as you've
given your version of the story, perhaps you'll permit me to tell mine
to these gentlemen, and clear myself from your vile insinuations."
Judas nodded his red head with a mocking smile, and Mr. Spolger, after
glancing at him viciously, immediately explained himself.
"The whole affair is this," he said, in his peevish voice. "Miss
Marson was up at my house before Melstane went to Jarlchester, and
displayed considerable curiosity about the manufacture of the 'Spolger
Soother,' which you no doubt know is a pill meant to soothe the nerves
and give a good night's rest. I was willing to show Miss Varlins all
the attention possible, and therefore made up some pills for her with
my own hands, to show her how it was done. As there is morphia in the
pills, I weighed out the requisite quantity with great care, upon
which she asked me if I made a mistake and put in too much, what would
be the result. I told her that in such a case the person would
probably die. Upon which she made a remark which struck me as curious
then, but which does not strike me as curious now. She said: 'If,
then, you made one pill with too much morphia in it, the person taking
it would die, and even if the rest of the pills were examined, no
reason could be given for his death.' I assured her that this would
probably be the case, but said that all our 'Soothers' were
manufactured in a most careful manner. After this she manifested no
further interest in the pills being made, so I sealed up the jar of
morphia and placed it on the shelf. Shortly afterwards, I was called
out of the room, and was absent for about a quarter of an hour; so
I've no doubt that in my absence the unhappy girl took some morphia
out of the bottle--if you remember, Mr. Fanks, the seal was
broken--and carrying it home with her, made the two fatal pills
according to the method I had shown her. These pills she
afterwards--according to the story of Monsieur Judas--placed in the
box of tonic pills left by Melstane on the table. Down at Jarlchester
he took one and died; the other, I understand from Mr. Fanks, was
analysed by Dr. Japix, and found to contain a great deal of morphia. I
am afraid, therefore, that in all innocence I contributed to the
catastrophe of Melstane's death. I beg to state, however, that there
is this difference between myself and Monsieur Guinaud. He put the
idea willingly into her head to kill Melstane. I showed her how, but
inadvertently; so I am confident, gentlemen, that you will admit that