Monsieur Judas: A Paradox — David Hume — John Shaqi
Monsieur Judas: A Paradox
David Hume · en
This was all very nicely arranged, and if Monsieur Guinaud had been
undisturbed, he would no doubt have succeeded in his wicked little
plans; but Fate, not approving of this usurpation of her role as
arbitrator of human lives, interfered, and Octavius Fanks was the
instrument she used to defeat all the Frenchman's schemes.
In playing with Fate, that goddess has a nasty habit of forcing her
opponent's hand before he desires to show it, and this is what she did
now, to the great discomfiture of Monsieur Judas.
It was about eight o'clock on the night following that momentous
interview at the Hall, and all Mrs. Binter's boarders had left the
jail on the ticket of-leave system except Judas, who sat in the
drawing-room cell arranging everything in his crafty brain before
setting out on his errand to Miss Varlins. The head-jailer had several
times entered the room and intimated that he had better run out for a
breath of fresh air; but Judas, saying he would go later on, kept his
seat by the diminutive fire, and declined to obey Mrs. Binter, much to
that good lady's disgust.
"Why, drat the man," she said, in her stony fashion, to one of the
under-warders, "what does he mean by wastin' coals an' ile? Why don't
he walk his dinner off by usin' his legs instead of robbin' me of my
profits by takin' it out of his thirty shillin's weekly?"
The under-warder suggested respectfully that Monsieur Judas might be
expecting a friend that night, as on a previous occasion, to which the
jailer made prompt reply:
"Oh, I dare say! That friend he had here was a furriner. I heard 'em
talking their French gabble. It's more like a turkey gobblin' than a
man talkin'. Why don't these furriners learn English? There's the
front-door bell! P'r'aps it's that friend again. I'll go myself."
And go herself she did, to find Mr. Fanks waiting on the doorstep; and
thinking he was expected by Judas, seeing that gentleman had waited
in, took him in charge, and formally conducted him to the drawing-room
cell.
"A gentleman for you, munseer," she said, glaring at her lodger, who
had arisen to his feet in some surprise, "an' please don't use too
many coals, sir. For coals is coals, however much you may think 'em
waste-paper."
Having thus relieved her feelings, Mrs. Binter retired to the
basement, where she amused herself with badgering Mr. Binter, and
Fanks was left alone with the chemist's assistant.
"You wish to see me, monsieur?" asked Judas, in French, narrowing his
eyes to their most catlike expression.
"Yes," replied Fanks, sitting down. "I wish to ask you a few
questions."
"I cannot give you long, Monsieur Fanks," said the Frenchman,
unwillingly, "I have an engagement for this night!"
"Oh, indeed. With Mr. Marson, or Miss Varlins?" This was carrying the
war into the enemy's camp with a vengeance, and for a moment Judas was
so nonplussed, that he did not know what to say.