'It is hot one day and cold the next, my dear,' he said in answer to his
wife remonstrances, 'as if the clerk of the weather didn't know his own
mind. How can you expect the liver of a fat, lazy old man like me not to
respond to these sudden changes of temperature?'
'Fat, bishop!' cried Mrs Pendle, in vexed tones. 'You are not fat; you
have a fine figure for a man of your age. And as to lazy, there is no
one in the Church who works harder than you do. No one can deny that.'
'You flatter me, my love!'
'You under-rate yourself, my dear. But if it _is_ liver, why not try
Woodhall Spa? I believe the treatment there is very drastic and
beneficial. Why not go there, bishop? I'm sure a holiday would do you no
harm.'
'I haven't time for a holiday, Amy. My liver must get well as best it
can while I go about my daily duties--that is if it _is_ my liver.'
'I don't believe it is,' remarked Mrs Pendle; 'it is nerves, my dear,
nothing else. You hardly eat anything, you start at your own shadow, and
at times you are too irritable for words. Go to Droitwich for those
unruly nerves of yours, and try brine baths.'
'I rather think you should go to Nauheim for that weak heart of yours,
my love,' replied Dr Pendle, arranging his wife's pillows; 'in fact, I
want you and Lucy to go there next month.'
'Indeed, bishop, I shall do no such thing! You are not fit to look after
yourself.'
'Then Graham shall look after me.'
'Dr Graham!' echoed Mrs Pendle, with contempt. 'He is old-fashioned, and
quite ignorant of the new medicines. No, bishop, you must go to
Droitwich.'
'And you, my dear, to Nauheim!'
At this point matters came to an issue between them, for Mrs Pendle, who
like most people possessed a fund of what may be called nervous
obstinacy, positively refused to leave England. On his side, the bishop
insisted more eagerly than was his custom that Mrs Pendle should undergo
the Schott treatment at Nauheim. For some time the argument was
maintained with equal determination on both sides, until Mrs Pendle
concluded it by bursting into tears and protesting that her husband did
not understand her in the least. Whereupon, as the only way to soothe
her, the bishop admitted that he was in the wrong and apologised.
All the same, he was determined that his wife should go abroad, and
thinking she might yield to professional persuasions, he sent for Dr
Graham. By Cargrim a message was brought that the doctor would be with
the bishop next morning, so Pendle, not to provoke further argument,
said nothing more on the subject to his wife. But here Lucy came on the
scene, and seemed equally as averse as her mother to Continental travel.
She immediately entered her protest against the proposed journey.
'Mamma is better now than ever she was,' said Lucy, 'and if she goes to
Nauheim the treatment will only weaken her.'
'It will strengthen her in the long run, Lucy. I hear wonderful accounts
of the Nauheim cures.'