In accordance with his resolution on this point, Mr Cargrim was meek and
truckling while he was with the bishop, and when Dr Graham was announced
he sidled out of the library with a bland smile. Dr Graham gave him a
curt nod in response to his gracious greeting, and closed the door
himself before he advanced to meet the bishop. Nay, more, so violent was
his dislike to good Mr Cargrim, that he made a few remarks about that
apostle before coming to the object of his visit.
'If you were a student of Lavater, bishop,' said he, rubbing his hands,
'you would not tolerate that Jesuitical Rodin near you for one moment.'
'Jesuitical Rodin, doctor! I do not understand.'
'Ah, that comes of not reading French novels, my lord!'
'I do not approve of the moral tone of French fiction,' said the bishop,
stiffly.
'Few of our English Pharisees do,' replied Graham, dryly; 'not that I
rank you among the hypocrites, bishop, so do not take my remark in too
literal a sense.'
'I am not so thin-skinned or self-conscious as to do so, Graham. But
your meaning of a Jesuitical Rodin?'
'It is explained in _The Wandering Jew_ of Eugene Sue, bishop. You
should read that novel if only to arrive by analogy at the true
character of your chaplain. Rodin is one of the personages in the book,
and Rodin,' said the doctor decisively, 'is Cargrim!'
'You are severe, doctor. Michael is an estimable young man.'
'Michael and the Dragon!' said Graham, playing upon the name. 'Humph! he
is more like the latter than the former. Mr Michael Cargrim is the young
serpent as Satan is the old one.'
'I always understood that you considered Satan a myth, doctor!'
'So I do; so he is; a bogey of the Middle and Classical Ages constructed
out of Pluto and Pan. But he serves excellently well for an illustration
of your pet parson.'
'Cargrim is not a pet of mine,' rejoined the bishop, coldly, 'and I do
not say that he is a perfect character. Still, he is not bad enough to
be compared to Satan. You speak too hurriedly, doctor, and, if you will
pardon my saying so, too irreligiously.'
'I beg your pardon, I forgot that I was addressing a bishop. But as to
that young man, he is a bad and dangerous character.'
'Doctor, doctor,' protested the bishop, raising a deprecating hand.
'Yes, he is,' insisted Graham; 'his goodness and meekness are all on the
surface! I am convinced that he is a kind of human mole who works
underground, and makes mischief in secret ways. If you have a cupboard
with a skeleton, bishop, take care Mr Cargrim doesn't steal the key.'