George laughed. 'Near it,' said he, 'but not quite what I mean. The
missing word will be told when we are on our honeymoon.'
In this way the matter was arranged, and Mab, as Miss Bosvile, was
married to Captain Pendle on the self-same day, at the self-same hour,
that Lucy became Lady Brace. If some remarks were made on the name
inscribed in the register of the cathedral, few people paid any
attention to them, and those who did received from Miss Whichello the
same skilful explanation as she had given the young couple. Moreover, as
Mother Jael was not present to make inquiries, and as Mrs Pansey had not
the courage to hint at scandal, the matter died a natural death. But
when the honeymoon was waning, Mab reminded George of his promise to
supply the missing word.
'Is it goose?' she asked playfully.
'No, my sweetest, although it ought to be!' replied George, pinching his
wife's pretty ear. 'It is Mab Pendle!' and he kissed her.
Brisk Dr Graham was at the double wedding, in his most amiable and least
cynical mood. He congratulated the bishop and Mrs Pendle, shook hands
warmly with the bridegroom, and just as warmly--on the basis of a
life-long friendship--kissed the brides. Also, after the wedding
breakfast--at which he made the best speech--he had an argument with
Baltic about his penal conception of Christianity. The ex-sailor had
been very mournful after the suicide of Mark, as the rash act had proved
how shallow had been the man's repentance.
'But what can you expect?' said Graham, to him. 'It is impossible to
terrify people into a legitimate belief in religion.'
'I don't want to do that, sir,' replied Baltic, soberly. 'I wish to lead
them to the Throne with love and tenderness.'
'I can hardly call your method by such names, my friend. You simply ruin
people in this life to fit them, in their own despite, for their next
existence.'
'When all is lost, doctor, men seek God.'
'Perhaps; but that's a shabby way of seeking Him. If I could not be
converted of my own free will, I certainly shouldn't care about being
driven to take such a course. Your system, my friend, is ingenious, but
impossible.'
'I have yet to prove that it is impossible, doctor.'
'Humph! I daresay you'll succeed in gaining disciples,' said Graham,
with a shrug. 'There is no belief strange enough for some men to doubt.
After Mormonism and Joseph Smith's deification, I am prepared to believe
that humanity will go to any length in its search after the unseen. No
doubt you'll form a sect in time, Mr Baltic. If so, call your disciples
Hobsonites.'
'Why, Dr Graham?'
'Because the gist of your preaching, so far as I can understand, is a
Hobson's choice,' retorted the doctor. 'When your flock of criminals
lose everything through your exposure of their crimes, they have
nothing left but religion.'
'Nothing left but God, you mean, sir; and God is everything.'
'No doubt I agree with the latter part of your epigram, Baltic, although
your God is not my God.'