The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities — David Hume — John Shaqi
The Comic Almanack, Volume 1: An Ephemeris in Jest and Earnest, Containing Merry Tales, Humerous Poetry, Quips, and Oddities
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[Illustration:
MARCH.—Tossing the Pancake.
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THOMAS GARDENER TO SALLY COOK.
"I tak up my pen with much pleasure to inform yew that i hav bean quiet
Mizzerabl evver sins i left my plase. Evvery think has gon rong from
that day to this, i hav ad no Turnups to speek of in my gardn & no Peas
in my mind. i offen think of the appy days we ust to spend, partickly
our Soft tewsdys wen yew ust to tos us up them nice apel friters wile
the rest of the sirvents was obleigt to put up with nothink but plane
pan caks without nayther apels nor sugger. O saly! i offen sets & thinks
that luv is jest like a friing pan & won's art like a pan cak frizzling
in the midl on it.
"Ive nevver repentid leveing but onst and thats evver sins. But i wasent
agoin to stand bean dun out of my perquizzits by masters pertending he
ad a rites to cum into the gardn wennever he likt & get my peeches &
necktrings, jest becaws it was hisn, and giv away my Cabidges and
Lettises without so much as with your Leaf or by your Leaf, to say
nothink about the rumpus he maid about them 2 or 3 graps & acusing me of
Boneing the Bone mannure, & wors then al, eaping them 2 tun of coles on
my hed wich i no moor stole em then yew did saly, & after turning me
away on account of the Coles wanting to Cokes me bak agen.